Guybrush SkeetRoops

It makes more sense when you remember that the "entire US press" is just 7 corporations controlled by megabillionaires who are heavily invested in Amazon stock.

Former Cubs pitcher Lee Smith on why he always walked so slowly out of the bullpen when he was called - he heard the grounds crew got time and a half of the game stretched past 4:30 pm.

This here’s a man of the people.

Folks, if ICE shot a pastor in the head with a pepper ball on camera, what do you think they do to people behind closed doors?

I am so tired of our media letting weaselly little shits like Mike Johnson slide on these evasions.

Why *aren’t* you aware of blatant violations of the Constitution, Mike?! What makes you at all capable of holding this job?? Why should anyone believe a word coming out of your shitty little mouth??

The fact that she was scared of committing perjury and never said “ no those photos don’t exist “ tells us that yea she has seen those photos

Reuben with a pickle on the side.

Reuben and a pickle. #sandwichsky

honestly kind of amazing how hard they're working to completely invent a world in which Charlie Kirk was shot by anyone other than one random guy. They didn't even really do this with *Trump*

He did it. He really really did it. 🤝🏾🥹🥹🫡🫡🫡

Hell of a way to start the week off.

ATLien Julian Brown has successfully transformed plastic waste into fuel. ⛽️

Black Folks Magic 🪄
#HoodooHeritageMonth

Walgreens has them.

Because the genocides are just getting started and they want to kill off half the planet and rule over the desperate.

The number of musicians and actors I knew in college who paid for people to write their papers only strengthens this analysis.

When I saw that Nvidia "invested" $100B in OpenAI so that OpenAI could use that money to buy more chips from Nvidia, I knew that this AI bubble would make the 2008 subprime mortgage bubble look like child's play in comparison.

two muppets are singing and playing guitars in front of a wall Alt: two muppets are singing and playing guitars in front of a wall

I thank God every day that my Mama ain't nurse me on a steady diet of misogyny. Her version of "The Talk" was to tell me to NEVER have sex unless EYE wanted to, and that unless he physically took it, no man held any power over me just because WE had sex. Shout out to the HIPPIES...

Grief doesn’t always mean loss as in death. It's the pain of outgrowing places, people, and patterns that once felt like home.

I think it's technically for sorbet.

Finally, someone with a backbone.

This is the thing - D mayors and governors can't control their law enforcement. We've seen cops refuse to work in cities that elected Black men as mayors - Cleveland and Chicago for instance. They are not afraid to assert their independence when they don't like the person elected. Massive problem.

This ostentatious Christian with the big cross around her neck is really saying that people who cannot prove their citizenship in an emergency room should be left on the sidewalk to die. And that's what she believes.

Also call your true friends more cause around 30-45 is when people start dying for no damn reason. People you went to school with just poof

The Trump White House: This shutdown is actually the fault of Democrats and we, the good guys, want to keep the government open and operating

Also the Trump White House:

It baaaaack.

"Just like a toppled confederate general forced back onto a public square, the Donald Trump Jeffrey Epstein statue has risen from the rubble to stand gloriously on the National Mall once again," the group Secret Handshake tells @huffpost.com.

Long Train Runnin'

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🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

Hopefully the military folks realize they'll never be trusted or respected again if they keep going down this road.

Look at this Mossberg 590 finish...

5 Star General Garglenuts

Vibes

I also like this one:

“You know it is the most common, lowest denominator of what is filling billions and billions of informations on the internet,” Herzog said. “The common denominator and nothing beyond this common denominator can be found in these fabrications.”

Werner Herzog gazed upon the "empty and soulless" abyss of AI-generated movies Werner Herzog gazed upon the "empty and soulless" abyss of AI-generated movies

“I have seen movies, short films, completely created by artificial intelligence,” Herzog said. “Story and acting and everything, they look completely dead. There are stories, but they have no soul. They are empty and soulless.”

Get their ass, Werner.