barbie’s cuter sister

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Always get more to get the free shipping. That way you’re actually getting something for the cost.

Omg I love that you’re watching this show, it is so fucking good!!

Won’t send them money to help rebuild after floods or hurricanes, but they’ve got money coming out their ears for concentration camps. Cool cool.

Thank you baby!

Thank you!!!

😘thank you so much!

Thank you, friend!!!

Every time I wake up, it's like opening a depression blind box. Will I get the legendary excellent, productive, clean the whole house day gold rare, or will it just be another doing ok day dupe in a color I don't like.

She’s not wrong though 😏

Please work on your reading comprehension and then re-read my previous response.

I love Rip, he’s the best

I have a lot of principles, actually, but I really couldn’t care less what you think about them, or me. You should concern yourself with proper grammar, though.

When white people refuse to let Black people into spaces because they think Black people are inferior, that’s segregation. When Black folks don’t allow white people into their spaces to keep themselves safe, it’s not segregation. Exclusionary safe spaces are not discriminatory. Hope that helps.

$100 million?! I’m leaving the country entirely and disappearing. I’ll go find a villa in a quiet little beach town somewhere in the South Pacific, settle down, and mind my business forever.

lmao this make me snort laugh 😂

I am so angry right now that I am literally vibrating

Lmao that’s very obviously an IV bruise covered with makeup. Need this administration to at least act like they’re trying with these lies, my god

why are men, honestly?

a man in a suit says wrap it up in front of a blue curtain Alt: Jimmy Fallon “wrap it up!”

Aye Summer can wrap this shit up fr.

I’m tired of going to work/coming home looking like I just exited a pool.

Being a woman is such a pain in the ass. I increase my protein intake, gain weight. Add more movement and exercise, gain weight. Drink more water, gain weight. Don’t eat, gain weight. Eat, gain weight.

I just stay gaining weight all the time and nothing I try makes even a tiny difference at all

they just like to focus on the "david was a man after god's own heart" and "solomon was the wisest man who ever lived," parts. that, and the fact that jesus himself was descended from king david.... 🙄

Hey Siri, what’s it called when you take people off the street or from their jobs or homes or schools and detain them without due process, transit them across state lines, and/or remove them to another country entirely?

Let people have their drugs, and work on getting rid of the people who are raping children. Maybe try that.

@qbanma.bsky.social 😂

TIL Thomas Paine wrote Common Sense in a Chipotle

A drop of lavender oil on your wrists or ankles will help! I am generally their favorite meal but that really does the trick for me!!

Even then! I would just have a lighter weight sweater, tbh. And stay inside 😍

If I could live my life in leggings and oversized cashmere sweaters that fall off one shoulder, I 100% would.