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Media archivist. Exiled Californian. Abolish everything. Avi is Jennifer Connelly from Dark City. Banner is a room of vintage TVs. he/they/any/all

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I liked Haywire at the time too.

17.02.2026 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let's never forget this is partially Steven Soderbergh's fault

17.02.2026 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Show this to the next Democrat that says trans issues aren't critically important "right now"

17.02.2026 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 69    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

call me moses the way i worship hot bush

17.02.2026 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This driver was blasting Shawn Michaelsโ€™ WWE theme

๐Ÿคฃ

17.02.2026 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

So the end goal is to make all computing centralized and subscription based, right?

You will โ€œownโ€ (lease) a computer thatโ€™s little more than a screen with an internet connection, and anything more computationally demanding than a medium sized spreadsheet will happen in the cloud?

17.02.2026 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's where I discovered that Molly Parker is a stone cold fox. I only later watched Deadwood which reaffirmed the fact

17.02.2026 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Gene doll has a hand specifically made to grab the ass of his secretary

17.02.2026 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not a word about the health of the kids, just that it made the mom feel weird

17.02.2026 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

jesse jackson was constantly played as a punchline on 90s late-night TV to the point that i didn't understand his history of activism and serious left-leaning political platform until i was much older. i have to think, to some degree, that was on purpose.

17.02.2026 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6720    ๐Ÿ” 1331    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 112    ๐Ÿ“Œ 136

The same fuckers in the 80s and 90s who said gay rights was a non started while people were actively dying every day. Wrong then and wrong now

17.02.2026 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
photograph from the 80's of the wrestler Sting wearing a Gold's Gym shirt and sunglasses, leaning against a shelf in a bookstore and positively cheesing at an open copy of The Far Side Gallery 2, a collection of Far Side Cartoons.

photograph from the 80's of the wrestler Sting wearing a Gold's Gym shirt and sunglasses, leaning against a shelf in a bookstore and positively cheesing at an open copy of The Far Side Gallery 2, a collection of Far Side Cartoons.

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. ๐Ÿงต ๐Ÿ‘‡

17.02.2026 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4429    ๐Ÿ” 1245    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 91    ๐Ÿ“Œ 183

There are other kinds?

17.02.2026 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ted Levine is a real one

17.02.2026 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a weird crop of Mega Man 3 but now it looks like he's gleefully murdering someone just out of frame

17.02.2026 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spoiler: the murderer is always someone from the petit bourgeois wearing a monster mask

17.02.2026 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

people over 40 are not immune to wanting someone younger and more charismatic to represent them (ask me how i know)

17.02.2026 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're lucky my CVS is still out of stock. The Lexapro is STRUGGLING

17.02.2026 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Drawing of a horse head with worried googly eyes.

Drawing of a horse head with worried googly eyes.

Happy Year of the Horse

17.02.2026 16:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 142    ๐Ÿ” 42    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
17.02.2026 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 698    ๐Ÿ” 126    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Why does Spider-Man look like he swung through what could be charitably called snot? The water is weirdly chubby

17.02.2026 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Blocklists aren't perfect but you do end up missing some real nonsense

17.02.2026 03:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
17.02.2026 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my advice? never ever stop posting

16.02.2026 09:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 129    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Poor Metro. I kinda liked the design but it was way too much too fast

17.02.2026 02:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fucking subscription streaming services. We forfeited the idea that we owned anything and that it was cheaper not to

17.02.2026 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Windows 8 was also rough

17.02.2026 02:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never said it was. Just saying it's how I'd like to see him. Sorry I have no real attachment to the character

17.02.2026 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19.

16.02.2026 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

TJumpkick everyone?

16.02.2026 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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