josh

I know this kinda disproves your theory but one time I opened up the back of my dryer to fix something and there was like 40 socks in the cavity

I propose the theory that dryers are made of dark matter

i think steam horse fest is so funny. i love horses sure, i love animals. first game i thought of was red dead redemption 2 because it has the second best horses in any game

first one is breath of the wild imo

fricken where is my carrots and shovel

This is why trolling on the internet works!

currently considering buying this instead of cleaning my current $100 keyboard

well 8 mostly play path of exile 2 which is not even released yet technically... oh what? I've been playing path of exile for ten years?

And I put 50 hours into no man's sky again?

I don't think that it looks like a taco but now of course I want taco

@delaneyking.bsky.social which figure is this

I saw it in theaters and while I'm not usually sensitive to flashing lights I had to leave for a while. good thing the movie was mediocre

codswallop

oh is it out now I love the demo

yeah! down with Doug! Abolish Doug Bowser!

nope, just a dude with voluminous hair

Ate too much cake, goodbye.

hold on I'm generating a response from gemini

I thought about it after I said it and I was like "do I really remember that shit" and I guess I'd have to go to a library to check

Being a real ddcel

I have limited nostalgia for the N64 but I def played a lot of GoldenEye at my friends' places at a solid 10fps and I enjoyed it the whole time

I never played Banjo-Kazooie but I did play enough n64 to know they were developing far outside of the system's capabilities. I mean, I didn't really know that until I was dabbling in development myself but 20fps with fog that far in is crazy

while I feel that incubus is unfortunately relegated to be remembered as a nu metal band (the have evolved), I did like their song for Halo 2

mhm for me it was aol scriptkiddie gangs getting all those sweet macros

I still just do regular web searches but I also know how to use the Dewey Decimal System as a backup

thinking about ordering a single death water on doordash

Oh sure but I can't post a murder of dogs

I remember when they were able to chase the hockey puck using rf finally

we still couldn't see it because we were watching it on broadcast standard definition but it was fun to imagine

I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart

my other favorite band is local h

They have the closing songs handled

the other thing is: no one is ever gonna take away gas cars. They are clearly always going to exist because they are fucking cool.

You just don't need it to go to work or to the store

maybe we need a rich man with a chainsaw

just look out for their chickens (don't worry, they are invincible)

cities skylines 2 is the most disappointing sequel of all time

pretty fuckin hard to break a CRT though so you're lucky there