Jonas Abry

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16? (I win)

If love is one of the most popular themes in music, why has no one written a love song about carbs?

Today was our costume day at school. Very proud of this one. It took some a minute or two to get it, though.

Went to the Atlantic Antic today in Brooklyn. Tons of Zohran people getting signatures and donations. Sliwa was there himself. Cuomo? Nowhere to be seen or heard. It's almost as if he doesn't want the job. #nycmayor

I think my sweat glands have grown their own sweat glands. #heatwave

Paging Warren Beatty and Natalie Wood.

Seconds after I got that email, I unsubscribed.

Noem Plots Reality Show Where Migrants Fight for Citizenship A Homeland Security official told the Daily Beast that the show is in the early stages of vetting, though approval has not been given—or denied.

It looks like we have reached the Richard Bachman level of dystopia. Philip K Dick is next.

Abrego Garcia's wife: "I will not stop fighting until I see my husband alive. Kilmar, if you can hear me, stay strong. God hasn't forgotten about you. Our children are asking when you will come home ... they miss their dad so much."

My students wonder why I’m not a millionaire since I acted as a child.
Edit: of course I deposited it.

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This puzzle ended a streak that 20% of the players had.

That asshole in the White House will NEVER speak for me.

Smash that 💙 if you stand with President Zelensky.

LEONARD BERNSTEIN!

He's going to posthumously award Ashli Babbitt the Presidential Medal of Freedom, isn't he?

About damn time!

Sounds like I should be proud of this one.

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To those blaming Elon Musk for his rocket exploding, be fair: Elon only *pretends* to be an engineer at his companies.

In reality, he used daddy's money to buy other people's ideas. And sometimes he buys bad ideas. And sometimes he buys good ideas, like Twitter, & ruins them with *his* bad ideas.

Today would be a fantastic day for the Mets to re-sign Pete Alonso.

It all makes sense once you accept that the c-suite is just like every other group in America: full of fucking morons.

Today would be a lovely day for the Mets to re-sign Pete Alonso.

Something about this place makes me want to go.

I have been saying for a while that TRoS is the worst movie ever made. Other films ruin an afternoon, TRoS ruined a childhood. It destroys Anakin’s arc.

The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.

Pretty please, with sugar on top!

Sports Bluesky! Quote Post with your favorite sports teams and introduce yourself…

MLB: Mets
NBA: Knicks
EPL: Spurs

Being a Democrat is like being a Mets fan: it's very hard not to get ahead of oneself with excitement when things are looking good. #kamala #manageexpectations

To the Editor: Re "Gender Dysphoric Kids Deserve Better Care" by Pamela Paul (column, Feb. 4): I'm an L.G.B.T.Q.+ teenager. Ms. Paul cites stories of detransitioners as if they are damning to the practice of gender- affirming care as a whole. Not all detransitioners regret their transition, and not all transgender people will medically transition An overwhelming 98 percent of people who started their transition care as youths continue into adulthood, per a 2022 study from the Netherlands published in The Lancet. Speaking from experience, my peers and friends who have undergone medical transitions have never "regretted" it, and after beginning care, their quality of life greatly improved. If Ms. Paul wants to demonize a procedure with a high rate of regret, she should look toward knee replacement, where one in five people end updissatisfied. By writing this article, Ms. Paul further stigmatizes health care for transgender people. Transition care may be good for some people. It may not b

A queer teenager from Nebraska, where lawmakers passed a ban on gender-affirming care last year, responds to Pamela Paul.

"I fear for my future. I fear for my friends and their future."

Ron DeSantis should be forced to carry his dead campaign to term.

Photo of Revy Photoshopped onto a transgender flag She's pointing back and looking shocked

Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato