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Talent Manager | Maverick | UI/UX Developer | Poly ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿถ | He/Him | ๐ŸŒŸ Galaxy Knight ๐ŸŒŸ| Sentient Cookie | Candy Corn Deliveries Are A Genuine Payment Option I'm here to collect voice actors, authors and skills. You got 'em? I want 'em. Send 'em.

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Also I apologize for the silence I swear I'm not dead and your regular programming will return soon after these messages

14.11.2025 11:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
We Had to Turn This Pro VA's Voices into Characters (With Justice Washington!)
YouTube video by Drawfee Show We Had to Turn This Pro VA's Voices into Characters (With Justice Washington!)

Thank you to @justicewashington.net for letting us use your excellent voice as inspiration for our drawings on today's Drawfee! youtu.be/JtSgFsqXorg

13.11.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 407    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
13.11.2025 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9068    ๐Ÿ” 3324    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 43

wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"

13.11.2025 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4891    ๐Ÿ” 722    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿค”

#OnMyHealingJourneyโœจ

14.11.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning

14.11.2025 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7693    ๐Ÿ” 1921    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 66    ๐Ÿ“Œ 51

They made Vox racist enough to live up to the term 'white noise'.

14.11.2025 09:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell nawh. I slept for some 9 hours I got shit to do

08.11.2025 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#hazbinhotels2 #humanalastor #alastor
redraws of this ultimate cutie pie โ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿฅน

โš ๏ธ DO NOT GO TO HIS SHACK IN THE BAYOU ๐Ÿฉธ๐ŸŽ‘๐Ÿš๏ธ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ’€

07.11.2025 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1258    ๐Ÿ” 291    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Yes, I have dozed off 3 times now. Apparently enough to put this reply on the wrong fucking post.

08.11.2025 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the major pitfalls of having ADHD is that if we lose interest or stimuli that results in our 100% Go-Go Attitude dipping in any capacity, we have zoned out and at worst, lost consciousness out of sheer boredom, regardless of just how interesting or engaging that thing we were doing was.

08.11.2025 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A stylized cover art for the book titled "Beyond the Mark: Ashes of the Hero," featuring a silhouette of a cloaked figure in a dark, magical forest. The figure, shrouded in shadow, is holding a glowing sword with a vibrant red hue. Intricate patterns adorn the figure's cloak, evoking a sense of mystery and fantasy. The background showcases an eerie forest with bare, twisted trees and ethereal lights, creating a mystical and foreboding atmosphere. In the distance, a castle with spires looms against a pale, glowing sky, adding a sense of adventure and danger to the scene. The title is prominently displayed at the top in bold, stylized lettering, with a vivid gradient effect that contrasts with the darker tones of the artwork. The overall composition conveys themes of heroism, darkness, and a journey into the unknown.

A stylized cover art for the book titled "Beyond the Mark: Ashes of the Hero," featuring a silhouette of a cloaked figure in a dark, magical forest. The figure, shrouded in shadow, is holding a glowing sword with a vibrant red hue. Intricate patterns adorn the figure's cloak, evoking a sense of mystery and fantasy. The background showcases an eerie forest with bare, twisted trees and ethereal lights, creating a mystical and foreboding atmosphere. In the distance, a castle with spires looms against a pale, glowing sky, adding a sense of adventure and danger to the scene. The title is prominently displayed at the top in bold, stylized lettering, with a vivid gradient effect that contrasts with the darker tones of the artwork. The overall composition conveys themes of heroism, darkness, and a journey into the unknown.

UPDATE! ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŽ‰

I realize not many people have access to much right now, so I put the eBook version of Beyond The Mark down to the lowest I could on Amazon, which is $0.99

Hope this helps it become more accessible, I'd rather continue the story than make money, so I hope you enjoy!

#Fantasy #Author

11.06.2025 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1365    ๐Ÿ” 327    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 125    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31

*leans in* I could split it for you in less than 60 seconds

20.10.2025 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They were up late playing dnd again

20.10.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1 is solved by being in a call and letting everyone else talk.
3 is solved by splitting your audio so the stream can't identify it since it's the recording that matters.

2. I dunno I don't watch TV. 8|

20.10.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ghosts are an invasive species.

Ghost sharks however, are not.

20.10.2025 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote

19.10.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4993    ๐Ÿ” 2159    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 86
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Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

20.10.2025 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
YouTube KidZuko clips of the first two episodes of the revival of Reading Rainbow. Both of the clips have over 400,000 views each

YouTube KidZuko clips of the first two episodes of the revival of Reading Rainbow. Both of the clips have over 400,000 views each

The first two episodes of the revival of Reading Rainbow have nearly 500,000 views each ๐Ÿคฏ

Do you know how cool that is for literacy, for book joy?! We are all worthy of reading, we are all readers ๐Ÿ’š

And NOW episode three is out! Take a look, itโ€™s in a book ๐Ÿ“š๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฆ‹

youtu.be/e4VIV48ZB0M?feature=shared

20.10.2025 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6908    ๐Ÿ” 2207    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52    ๐Ÿ“Œ 55
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Oh yeah I love that game! (I watched someone else play it ๐Ÿ˜†)

20.10.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 136    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

And like, that's not a slight against my Uber drivers. Christian music can go fucking hard like TobyMac and MercyMe.

But I question the mental state of those engrossing themselves in politics, and those who have suffered the lack of exposure to good literature. I'm worried bout y'all.

19.10.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like if I was an Uber driver, I would have two settings: Music, or a discord call where someone has gone off on an autistic tangent about a topic everyone knows about on the surface level, but they have gone so far down the rabbit hole that they can prove Earth is hollow.

19.10.2025 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Uber driver radios around here have exactly 3 settings: Christian music, politics, or horrifically written audiobooks. There is absolutely nothing in between. Ever.

19.10.2025 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Please tell me where you got this. We have a cat we think is part Maine Coon because sheโ€™s huge, and the largest tree weโ€™ve found, she causes to dangerously rock when sheโ€™s making her way to the top, not even jumping. This would be absolutely fantastic for her.

06.10.2025 14:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Loaded Nachos from Lays is a Willy Wonka experience for me. Every chew is a different fucking ingredient of loaded nachos and it's so bizarre and I keep *eating* it and I don't know why.

Also A&W's Ice Cream Sundae soda? We've gone through like 6 boxes. So good. So fucking good.

17.09.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want a bobblehead Bible. Just a book that vibrates intensely and when you stop the car, a random verse comes up like it's a fucking magic 8 ball

I'm very tired

26.08.2025 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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AND A BUDDY CAME UP FROM VIRGINIA AND BROUGHT ME CANDY CORN COOKIES THEY MADE THEMSELF. THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YA'LL.

19.08.2025 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What truly heinous people I know

18.08.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even worse, my dnd buddy Blaze had the audacity to buy me dice fitted for Paul, and my sister, whom I trust dearly, threw money in my face. Can you believe people like this exist these days. Smh.

18.08.2025 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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