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actually kind of chilling to pop in here every few months and find out things are still happening…………. what do you mean this weird app isn’t frozen in amber whenever I forget about it

this platform lends itself to 2014-style emoposting I fear

ultimately a very kind thing to be in the foulest goddamn mood and have friends be like noooo come anyway we don’t care❤️ but like. I don’t want that!! you don’t want that!! I am in my sarcophagus of bitterness for a reason!

like should I just perish. should I do a little scream. I am in such a bad mood it’s silly this is the type of bad mood they write toddlers’ picture books about

in such a pissy mood I genuinely pity anyone who has to interact w me today

put me in the starter pack coach

i’d watch that double feature tbh

honestly embarrassed that I haven’t been watching more of anything but never let it be said that I’m not supporting Da Cinema

conclave round 2 thrilled and delighted…… send me to pope summer camp I think I could thrive

Dr. Oz is going to bail out Theranos

going for conclave round 2. excited to see who’s gonna be the pope. maybe it’ll be different this time

he uses instagram in a way that is so sociologically fascinating to me……my dramatic girliepop catcher

it feels like someone will chide me for bad behavior if i do

where are the assholes here. it’s giving school project and my curdled brain can’t take it

going to rebrand on here as cruise doctor gay week chronicler

great to know that you can feel this way once a year at minimum

can it either like fully break or not. please

anyway. someone vommed in the car again

no offense but I can’t tell whether I’m supposed to fully abandon the Other Site or not and it is splitting my brain into worse and worse and worse versions of itself

patriotic face/off viewing

hadn’t watched this in years and the are you an oscar or a felix dichotomy transcends time

metspilling is a both a curse and a public service

walter Matthau in 1968s the odd couple eating a pound cake with his hands, wearing a Mets hat. king

iconic mets fan representation. dirtbag king

it’s what’s on the menu!!

rosa, a gray cat, looking aghast

if i ever got a lobotomy i would request the rosa special

complaining about the mets on here really does feel like screaming into the void and the void cackles back

rebuilding my internet presence at this big old age is so much more fuckin bleak than being on twitter in 2013 with no thoughts head empty dreams semi-uncrushed