Not the Guy

All the RFK jr sexts sound like they were written by immortan joe

Mamdani going in there calling Trump sir a couple times and singing the 1-800-588-EMPIRE jingle with him and effortlessly turning him into a committed socialist.

DONALD TRUMP FIVE MINUTES AFTER MEETING ME: And, you know, the Game Awards, they gave Best Music to God of War instead of Xenoblade 3, and it was very unfair

Bobo, a brown Muppet bear

beloved character actor Paul Dooley

watching Altman's A Perfect Couple and remain firm in my conviction that post-Henson Muppets addition Bobo the Bear was based on Paul Dooley

also if that’s your “my heart wasn’t really in it” effort……lol

screenshot of a photo of pete davidson’s chest where you can see the tattoo of said dog, as well as an alien from Mars Attacks, the word GOON, and an astonishingly cringe tattoo of Ruth Bader Ginsberg with a crown. the caption says: on his chest, Davidson has the word “GOON” tattooed in red ink above a one-eyed. cartoon character.

still from the animated film The Triplets of Belleville (2003) of a big dog sitting on a hardwood floor in that comical upright way that makes a dog seem like a guy

unclear how i ended up on a page listing all pete davidson’s tattoos (most of which are getting removed) but i do need you to know i am insufferable because i’m bothered by one being described as a “one-eyed cartoon character” when it’s obviously the dog from The Triplets of Belleville

A disembodied hand holding a large glass mug of beer, foaming suds all over the place. At least that’s what it looks like. Given FCC restrictions about drinking alcohol on live TV, the mug is supposed to be filled with apple juice and topped with a mixture of dish soap and water, whisked to a froth. Given it’s the late night show host’s last day on the job, and that he was forced out by what amounts to extortion from the FCC, the host says fuck it. It’s real beer. He raises the mug at the end of the show and toasts the band leader and his quirky sideman and downs the pint in a long, continuous, single swallow. The audience roars and applauds the host. He slams the mug down onto his desk and belches three final words before the network pulls the live feed and runs an ad for ivermectin: Fuck You Fascists.

BEERI.BMF

Send me an email that flies from Montgomery

Piggies (2018 Mix) by The Beatles on Apple Music Song · 1968 · Duration 2:04

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lmao

i have one of these…..terrible….also the temp is never correct….like a lot of times i have to crank the heat to like 75-76 to get it warm during the winter even though if it was actually 76 id be in shorts inside. I’ve realized it’s basically always 10 degrees off from the actual temperature

Olivia Nuzzi decrying the stereotype of female reporters being portrayed as sleeping with their sources on Twitter 10 years ago.

C!mon man…

can somebody unplug it and plug it back in!!!! haha i’m just playing

yaaayyy

the photos scattered throughout vf’s pub of the nuzzi excerpt have a big “sponcon for overly expensive sunglasses” vibe

not something i need to be thinking about tbh

you know, i really like that movie but at the time i thought that character was just a really misogynist caricature and…..perhaps i was wrong lol

Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water

let’s GOOOOOO

the goat

math textbook covers for some reason:

YouTube video by Special One Masayoshi Takanaka(高中正義)-Blue Lagoon【2025】

youtu.be/rGLJOA0PNpk

Listened to Come Away With Me by Norah Jones and nothing conjures up “Borders in 2003” quite like it.

just finished it which is what inspired this tweet haha

a group of thunder basketball players are talking to a reporter . ALT: a group of thunder basketball players are talking to a reporter .

when you’re watching a kiyoshi kurosawa movie and he does the interior moving vehicle with the deliberately brechtian/anachronistic rear projection thing

Jerry: Fired…..by GERSH!!!!
Elaine: get OUT!!!!

did you read shadow ticket yet?

insane nba cup action tonight…nothing like it

was doing stuff for a bit but at least i can log back on knowing no one got fired by gersh….now lemme just check out the tl for a minute