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a man with glasses and a wig says not to brag ALT: a man with glasses and a wig says not to brag

18.01.2026 16:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Last night I met a guy who said everyone in his office uses ChatGPT "because you just type in two lines and it generates a whole email for you!"

And I *very correctly* replied that "no one wants that 'whole email' they just want the two lines - and they all hate you"

17.01.2026 11:14 — 👍 919 🔁 199 💬 23 📌 15

Middle aged white lady carrying a blue poster board sign with the words SEE YOU AT NUREMBERG FUCKERS

Froze my ass off at the Iowa City anti-ICE rally, but it was worth it

11.01.2026 20:14 — 👍 51625 🔁 7842 💬 1151 📌 311

Too bad, slopguy

03.01.2026 01:34 — 👍 3777 🔁 624 💬 170 📌 234

I'm not usually a fan of pole dancing, aerials, circus, etc.
Usually.

02.01.2026 12:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wasn't talking to you

31.12.2025 12:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have never wanted you more.

31.12.2025 12:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And Yorkshire puddings. No one else can do them right.

29.12.2025 10:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A Doncadtrian Sigh is 'a shrug and then never, EVER talking about your feelings' right?

28.12.2025 11:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So very much!
I can't help but imagine you occasionally giggling gleefully into the keyboard while writing

28.12.2025 10:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@alicefraser.bsky.social's A Passion For Passion is everything i hoped it would be.*

*Bonkers. Completely deranged. Entirely brilliant.

28.12.2025 10:20 — 👍 34 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1

I want to make a joke about therr being no South Yorkshire scene in London because London is Expensive and Yorkshire folk are famously tight.

But 'not being able to afford to live' was the actual reason i had to move away sooo

28.12.2025 10:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Phwoar. 😍

27.12.2025 13:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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27.12.2025 10:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

PLEASE follow up! The curiosity is KILLING me!
(And clearly i am not fit for membership myself, so vicarious experience is the only way)

17.12.2025 17:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man with a mask on his face is holding a stick in his mouth and says wowzers . ALT: a man with a mask on his face is holding a stick in his mouth and says wowzers .

14.12.2025 18:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a woman in a yellow jacket is clapping her hands and saying bravissimo . ALT: a woman in a yellow jacket is clapping her hands and saying bravissimo .

14.12.2025 10:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.

14.12.2025 01:56 — 👍 3723 🔁 951 💬 40 📌 36

a woman in a purple shirt is standing in a kitchen holding a spray bottle . ALT: a woman in a purple shirt is standing in a kitchen holding a spray bottle .

Oh my!

11.12.2025 06:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A delightful book. Buy several copies and make multiple people happy this Christmas.

04.12.2025 20:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.

02.12.2025 10:58 — 👍 10959 🔁 3214 💬 210 📌 259

a woman in a purple shirt is standing in a kitchen holding a spray bottle . ALT: a woman in a purple shirt is standing in a kitchen holding a spray bottle .

11.11.2025 18:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a woman in a yellow jacket is holding a door handle and saying oh you ALT: a woman in a yellow jacket is holding a door handle and saying oh you

11.11.2025 06:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Saw this, thought of you

09.11.2025 14:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oldeat selfie on your phone

Yeah...

09.11.2025 12:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

grim reaper claw machine meme

i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney

04.11.2025 11:44 — 👍 7991 🔁 1830 💬 399 📌 240

a woman in a purple shirt is standing in a kitchen holding a spray bottle . ALT: a woman in a purple shirt is standing in a kitchen holding a spray bottle .

03.11.2025 20:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I tried it once. It juat jiggled all my squishy bits. Cannot recommend.

30.10.2025 10:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A big one, every Sunday. Often with subtitles.

29.10.2025 10:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I pay you £100 to come over to my house and you pay me £100 to leave we’ve added £200 to the GDP by creating a haulage company. And over the next year I’ll be using this 10 times per day every day and I value this company at £730,000. We hope to figure out how to get rid of travel costs by 2028

29.10.2025 09:36 — 👍 123 🔁 22 💬 2 📌 0

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