Jay Jurden

Come and eat, french fries in front of me in the following cities

7/31-8/2 CHARLOTTE @thecomedyclubatduckworths
8/8 FIRE ISLAND @cherrysonthebay
8/14-8/16 BURLINGTON VT @vtcomedy
8/18-8/24 LAS VEGAS @comedycellarlasvegas
9/4-9/5 BALTIMORE @theportcomedy
9/18-9/20 TORONTO @jfltoronto

Odd, the comedians who love elaborate conspiracy theories don’t have anything to say about the president pressuring a huge company to follow his orders or else he won’t approve their upcoming business merger

Let me go get my tinfoil hat

Being the president doesn’t mean you get to be president of fall TV programming too

Every “free speech” comedian should use their platform to say that the government nudging corporations to cancel shows is fascistic an actual cancel culture

But sadly you fucks are cowards

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LA so far

SATURDAY at 7am ET: @jayjurden.bsky.social

He’s back 😎

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Hopefully y’all get to see it soon

Lately 😝😝😝

Crowdwork isn’t about asking questions! It’s about vamping until someone finds their seat. Come see me in your city!!!
West Nyack! 4/24-25
Raleigh! 4/26-27
Brooklyn 4/29!
DC! 5/29-6/2
Milwaukee! 6/7

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congratulations @jayjurden.bsky.social you did it

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Filmed my first special last night

sometimes you’re lucky to NOT get cast!!! See me in Huntsville or Atlanta this weekend tickets and bio

And that might be the saddest part of all this.

I don’t think the best way to make the American public have a renewed faith in stand-up comedy is to show them people bombing for a minute. I think the best way is to select new and talented voices so that people don’t think it’s just a bunch of 50-year-old dudes who have lost a step.

I’m sorry I forgot about yall!!! I’ve been fighting for my life on the other evil apps

NEW ORLEANS LET’S SHOOT A COMEDY SPECIAL! (my first) NEXT WEEK!!! tickets on my website!!!!

It’s difficult being in a parasocial relationship with @jayjurden.bsky.social when he doesn’t post on here 😭

Come to Portland soon! You were SO funny on Keep It this week.

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Jay's #KeepIt: "I saw a Ruff Ryders jersey at Urban Outfitters, and y'all! Keep It some place far away from me! If you don't know who The Lox are, if you don't know who Eve is, if you don't listen to DMX, please Keep It! - @jayjurden.bsky.social
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''If I wanted advise on how to turn a shitty book into an even shittier movie, to I would go to JD Vance.'' @jayjurden.bsky.social on the @donlemonofficial.bsky.social Lemon Live at 5 www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3Jv... 😂😂😂

COMING TO YOUR CITY!!!! And more dates to be announced 😏

American history presented through football. 🏈

Come see me live in Vancouver, Tuscaloosa, New Orleans, Dallas, Huntsville, Atlanta, Long Island, Raleigh, Washington DC, Tacoma, Burlington, Charlotte and more!

Listen up 50 year old straight cis white guys! I’m an ally! And me and Taylor have some advice!

and I said this in Connecticut!
Come see me on the road baby! Ticket links in bio 😘

👵🏾👵🏾👵🏾 shout out to our grandmothers! They really went through it! Buy tickets to a show

Shout out to Megan Thee Stallion forever. Hotties stand up.🔥🔥🔥

It was spread alright 🕳️