Steph

Lone Star Steakhouse & Saloon (1989-2019): A chain of casual dining steakhouses with a western "roadhouse" aesthetic. At it's peak, there were 267 locations, including in Australia. Currently, one independently operating location exists in Guam.

Perhaps we're such a disappointing species they're left with no real words for us. The cosmic equivalent of "Bless Your Heart" or "stay hydrated bro."

can’t wait to tell my grandchildren how awesome eggs were

This sign gave me the most "not in Kansas anymore" vibes ever. Truly, Victoria and Melbourne can and do exist in different worlds, haha.
I do love a big thing, though!

My 2 first yuzu fruit survived the foul Melbourne weather while I was away!
We've come so far, from a tonne of flowers & tiny buds in November, painstakingly whittled down to the most promising babies by yours truly.

I'm pinning my summer cocktail dreams on these baddies.

Gin is on ice, I'm ready.

System of a Down, Korn, Avenged Sevenfold, Coheed and Cambria, My Chemical Romance, and Fall Out Boy were all in the Billboard Top 20 Modern Rock Tracks this week 19 years ago.

Oh I hate it all, but this did make me laugh.

Reaching out to old friends & connections is such grounding, good vibes for me atm.
Booking a pasta date w my besties, going back to book club, helping pals out, picking long running jokes back up & saying yes to invites I'd been noncommittal on. I love my little community. Life is brighter for it.

God bless the internet.

For example, today I went to Woolies at 8am for the bachelor's handbag I'd been dreaming of since 2am (rotisserie chicken for those playing at home) and got caught crying in the cheese aisle by my kid's bestie's mum.
Cool.

Hey Google, play 'cutting thru the country' by Medium Build.

The weird homecoming feels after seeing a long-distance love suck.

It’s cool that humans have been eating bread so long that when we touch a loaf for a moment we can sense ah this is going to be awful bread. Like badgers sensing vibrations underground through their claws.

Screenshot of the wikipedia page for Merychippus, a proto-horse that lived in North America 15.97-5.33 million years ago. It had three toes on each foot.

Merychippus everyone 🎄🐎

feeling brave? masochistic? anhedonia not hitting hard like it used to — you need to feel harmed, targeted, mocked by fate? friend, search “Christian version of Hallelujah” on YouTube and kiss your good vibes goodbye

[Kendrick voice]: HANUKKAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Oh no I sure hope nobody fists me under the fistletoe 🤜

a plump white bellied penguin with a red beak, black head, and white markings over its eyes that look like headphones on a barren coast with looking at the camera

they're called gentoo penguins because they are widdle gentoomen
🧪🪶🦉

Picture of the 9/11 attach with a joke about creatine

The creatine subreddit is going off

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Ah, my favourite time of the year again!

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My fav is the 'accident' with the hotdog cooker. Sure, Jan...

We really need more villains like Oogie Boogie. Just a huge asshole who sings an awesome song about how much they love being a huge asshole.

Our makeshift travel Christmas tree this year. Santa was good to us!

Tis the damn season indeed.

Chubby orange baby is in Christmas mode!

A metal hot dog cart with a red, yellow, and blue sign on the side

BRB, heading over to Facebook to talk hot dogs with the fellas

Happy 4th birthday to Wilbur, the grumpy void baby who has only just forgiven me for going overseas in May (I'm about to do it again too. Whoops)
For a dude who rocked up in my front yard at 4 weeks, covered in fleas, he sure is a picky eater and a moody jerk now 😂

Happy Halloween! I channelled a pumpkin at work today and wore little ghosties especially for the occasion.
Any excuse to wear a themed earring and eat lollies intended for children. 👻

Sometimes I think I’m healing and growing and then I see the amount of Midwest emo on my recently played

You think when Ben Gibbard finishes a Death Cab for Cutie set he walks off stage and puts on a fake mustache before starting The Postal Service set?

An HD remaster of one of my earliest posts, now available in time for the election! Text: Every time you reskeet this capy, a transphobic state legislator dies Image: Capybara holding a trans flag, on top of a trans flag background

i’m doing my part 🏳️‍⚧️🫡