Oracle of Garbage

Switching tenses is the woooooorst. How do words even work???

For the first time in maybe 10 or 15 years, I forgot to take my ADHD meds today??? This is wild for me, I’m usually so consistent but for some reason I simply skipped them this morning. Absolutely wild.

holy shit

PART TWO: SOMETHING TO WRITE HOME ABOUT [1/8]
(happy sylvain angst weekend, sort of!?)
#sylvix #fe3h🧡💙

That’s my girl! Good job, Ingrid

This is my guy’s WORST NIGHTMARE. Two people who are LYING TO HIM and NOT INTERESTED in a real relationship and using him just for sex?!?!?!? This is his torment nexus

Oh no this fucking couple is going to do a NUMBER on Buck’s payche

Ravi is rapidly becoming my favorite person on this show and it’s not even close

My guy, I know you’re suffering here, but this is gold

Buck this is so funny

BUCK

Oh my god. Oh my GOD

This first date picnic is hysterical

I love the random emergencies in this show. They are, by far, my favorite part

Oh my god, Buck the ever-present flirt is back??????? It’s been YEARS my guy I’ve MISSED YOU

This is no disrespect. Ravi is my favorite boy. Ravi can do no wrong.

After eight seasons of friendship, Buck and Eddie are finally at the club*

*Ravi is here too

lmfaoooooo

YOUR SON

make a man an all-around excellent game and they'll play it once or twice before putting it down. make a man a complicated kind of C+ game where the potential for greatness shines through and they'll be insane about it forever

Watching tonight’s 9-1-1 episode and am I having a stroke or is this opening Buck, Eddie, and Ravi scene gay as hell???

"Fuck canon" has its virtues as an interpretive stance, but you've gotta know what the canon is before you can fuck it.

embrace it

Close-up of the illustration in the next pic

Illustration of Sylvain and Felix from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. It's night time and there are rays of moonlight illuminating the scene. They are lying together on the bed in their monastery bedroom, embracing each other, limbs entangled. They are wearing casual clothes without their armor or weapon. Felix is holding Sylvain's face in his hands and kissing him. Sylvain is lifting Felix' leg up by grabbing the back of Felix' thigh with his hand.

[ #fe3h | #sylvix ]
#sylvixweek2024 DAY1: touch-starved

i'm a "sylvix cannot keep their hands to each other and must have the most ever contact when making out" truther 🫡

Ilya LOVES HIM and they TALKED ABOUT FEELINGS and Shane got INJURED and Kip got to be HAPPY

Merry Christmas to ME

I only just watched the new Heated Rivalry and I basically screamed for the entire episode

(Needless to say, I would like to slap Ilya’s father and brother, in that order)

Other than the Russian word for “lazy,” I take it?

Oooh it’s gotta be so fun to simply know what they’re saying without the need for translation!!! I’ve never been particularly good at other languages so I’m always amazed by people who are