Tom VanderMey

She wrote The Two Income Trap
A book that put her on the map
About why the middle class is going broke
Republicans thought it was just a joke
CFPB, your idea was smart
But corporations hated you from the start!

She created you long ago
In a warm progressive glow
It was a kinder gentler time
Ere Orange Man began his climb
She cared about the little guys’ fate
Too bad to her they couldn’t relate!

Oh, Consumer Financial Protection Bureau
You’ve run afoul of the politburo
Did you really think you would survive
That Elizabeth Warren could keep you alive?
No need to rely on some government elf
Stand up, consumer, and protect thyself!

The city of Ann Arbor, Michigan, clearly sees this coming. It’s throwing up high rise apartment buildings at an incredible rate, far beyond what any projected student demand can justify. Now we know why: The developers have read this book!!!!!!!!!

Did they say why? Crime?

Now all that is left is your confirmation
Tell the Senate you know how to deport a Haitian
If they seem not to like you, no big disappointment
You’ll soon skate on through as a recess appointment!

But a woman like Tulsi can still serve the nation
If she’s truly a master of disinformation

With Bobby and Oz we’ll be healthy once more
With remedies found at the health food store
Big pharma drugs won’t be needed at all
No FDA just a Magic Eight Ball

Bobby, Tulsi, Hegseth, and Gaetz
Are the Trump nominees that everyone hates
Unless, that is, you’re a Trump acolyte
In which case they’re a total delight.

On your resume say you’re a sexual abuser
And it helps to have bribed at least one accuser

Take a geezer,
Crown him Caesar
Never mind if
He’s a deceiver
Too late now
Don’t have a seizure
Vote in haste
Repent at leisure