Helen C

Floofy toe beans. I may die of cuteness.

It’s your brain suggesting you need to write another novel. You obviously need an outlet for these thoughts.

Apparently leopards also eat portfolios.

In 1862, a Union soldier found cigars wrapped in a piece of paper in a field of clover. The paper was a copy of Confederate Gen. Lee's invasion orders. The Southern sloppiness helped the Union stop Lee at Antietam.
It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.

Two women are in the pub. One says, 'Have you heard of the Bechdel Test?'
The other says, 'Yeah, my boyfriend told me about it.'

If it’s actual wool it doesn’t need regular cleaning, but airing well (fresh air and sunshine), then fold carefully (tissue layered if you have some acid free) and stored on a shelf (not hangers). Cedar wood deters moths. Then come autumn, air again, steam lightly in case of creases, and enjoy!

Becky Burke of Book Island (a picture book publisher in the UK founded by my fellow Tokarczuk translator Greet Pauwelijn) was "detained" by ICE at the Canadian border on 2/28. Her father asked that her story be shared in case someone can help her. He writes:

Is it too late to ask #Canada if they want to join #Eurovision? Can someone ring the European Broadcasting Union and get them to send an invite?

If you loved a book by an indie author, shout about it!

If you loved a book by *this* indie author, shouting will be insufficient. Please hire a skywriting plane, produce some fliers, perhaps lobby your elected representatives to make it required reading, it is tough out here people

Fantastic thread. Thanks for sharing!

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Start a discussion on your favourite Hugh Lawrie series…

Oh Gary, I’m so incredibly sorry. Rest gently Heather.

No, it totally does. You can get a decent grip with a good overhang. 🤣

Shorter arms help 🤣 (speaking as a short armed northern knitter)

Lovely colours.

Yep, a big one down in the corner, with wings that are segmented. One colour choice, but different fabrics for each segment.
Then quilt it in a pattern with spirals and occasional tiny dragonflies. Lovely!

This is written by the bishop who stood up to Orange Voldemort. Everyone should be buying this. It's available on Amazon for $14. I'm an atheist and I'm buying it. #booksky

Could I have a raspberry car?

Oh, and if you were to ask AI to write you an email denouncing the US president as a DEI role, that would be mildly amusing too.

Of course, if you were to do this from far outside of the US administration, it would (theoretically) be both harmful to that inbox, whilst protecting our US friends.
Just saying.

🚨 🚨 🚨 HOMEWORK 🚨 🚨 🚨

The email address for federal workers to inform on their colleagues is DEIAtruth@opm.gov.

Would be a real shame if folks flooded that inbox, rendering it useless.

How did I not know this website existed. So helpful. Thank you!

Pictures or it didn’t happen

It was somewhat testing.

Plan!

Likewise. I’m treating myself to a small snack, how about you?