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Justice for the Dancing Itos.

30.07.2025 00:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

CBS claimed that the “Late Show” was losing $40M a year. This is probably the same sort of funny entertainment industry accounting that gave NBC the excuse that Conan was losing money hosting the “Tonight Show”.

22.07.2025 04:07 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Congrats to everyone who were nominated for Emmys® this year! From your friends at HQTV.

16.07.2025 14:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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The “It’s Man” from “Monty Python’s Flying Circus” on a beach.

IT’S…

09.07.2025 13:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And then… SALMON

07.07.2025 20:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How did they know I was a robot? Beep boop bleep 🤖

07.07.2025 16:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Got a spam text asking if I’m free tonight, and whether this was Mary’s phone number. I said “No it’s not. Bye bot.”

To which I got the following witty response before I blocked the number:

07.07.2025 16:18 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

@bookspotlight.bsky.social , I thought of you.

19.05.2025 12:13 — 👍 90 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0

YOUUUUUUUUUUU’re too kind.
Miss ya. 💙

13.05.2025 18:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Reggie Watts with the Vulcan greeting. Noice. 🖖

06.05.2025 13:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bernice?

02.05.2025 17:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by CBS Sunday Morning Extended interview: David Hyde Pierce

Sherry?

22.04.2025 13:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There isn’t a lot more I could do differently in the 3-5 seconds that are allotted to the intros now, so they CA crew are sticking with the one from last year until they say otherwise.

05.04.2025 08:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Didn’t know General Jack D. Ripper worked for the state of Utah.

28.03.2025 14:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a suit and tie is looking out a window . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is looking out a window .

27.03.2025 15:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Orson Welles and Baha Blast

Voice by @ganglemanva.bsky.social

25.03.2025 12:36 — 👍 2509 🔁 822 💬 30 📌 8

19.03.2025 16:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was going to make the exact same quote. 😂

19.03.2025 16:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Pi Day

14.03.2025 16:51 — 👍 1282 🔁 203 💬 35 📌 12

#LunarEclipse

14.03.2025 18:31 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by Craven In Outer Space Matthew McConaughey Recites Pi to the Millionth Digit

DEWIT

14.03.2025 18:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And by count, I mean “recites numbers of Pi”. Frickin’ lack of an edit feature.

13.03.2025 18:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by Craven In Outer Space The Matthew McConaughey Recites Pi Live Stream returns tomorrow

MM counts to a Million. Again. All right all right alllll riiiiiiight.

13.03.2025 17:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Richard Splett from VEEP has a lot of similarities to me. We’re both IIT Grads, we both can rock the hell out of a suit, and we both like Daylight Saving Time.

11.03.2025 15:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All right
All right
All riiiiiight.

3.14 at 3:14.

#Pi2AMillion

08.03.2025 23:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a red robe is holding a plaque that says movieclips.com on the bottom ALT: a man in a red robe is holding a plaque that says movieclips.com on the bottom

That seems to be a violation of some sort.

A top ten violation.

26.02.2025 15:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maaaan. I had a tube TV in storage that I ended up having to throw away because of my move to California. Miss it so.

25.02.2025 20:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a cartoon of a man with glasses and the words bwaaahh written above him . ALT: a cartoon of a man with glasses and the words bwaaahh written above him .

25.02.2025 16:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Well, if they’re looking for a new host…

24.02.2025 17:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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