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@notmymonkys.bsky.social

I like dogs, coffee, and my house. That’s really all you need to know

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Good Monday morning friends!

A Healthy List:

Sleep more
Eat less sugar
Remove clutter
Stay teachable
Show gratitude
Actually exercise
Drink more water
Read & write more
Play more #boardgames
Perform random acts of kindness
Spend quality time with loved ones

28.04.2025 12:54 — 👍 742    🔁 101    💬 49    📌 7

The cutest thing!

25.04.2025 16:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Be more like elephants

15.04.2025 22:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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08.04.2025 15:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Autistic anxiety aka Distinct Anxiety...

08.04.2025 13:21 — 👍 3130    🔁 468    💬 205    📌 66

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08.04.2025 01:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Update his Wikipedia page, print it on his business cards, write it across the sky during the Superbowl, he did it, and he deserves credit

02.04.2025 00:39 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’re an elected representative whose job is literally to do what your constituents want you to do. You ignored them and failed at the most basic element of the job. Now they’ll replace you. It’s a shame we have to endure your cowardice a moment longer

15.03.2025 01:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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DOGE Privacy Act Requests U.S. Representative Jamie Raskin is encouraging all U.S. citizens to join him this week in filing formal demands for access to their personal data obtained by the Department of Government Efficiency (...

Jamie Raskin is encouraging people to file Federal Privacy Act requests on their personal DOGE data. Fillable forms here: jamieraskin.com/doge-privacy...

12.03.2025 10:17 — 👍 6034    🔁 3508    💬 237    📌 269

You’re wrong. If you disagree with what’s in the CR, it’s your duty to vote against it. Without input from Dems, the GOP made it their job to draft a fair bill. They didn’t, and you shouldn’t let them off the hook. This is cowardice masked as practicality. You’re quite the disappointment

12.03.2025 01:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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27.02.2025 04:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No jury would ever convict that smushy face 😍

22.02.2025 15:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

looking back everything went to shit when Schoolhouse Rock stopped airing

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@juliusgoat.bsky.social

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a woman wearing glasses is sitting at a table eating a piece of cake . Alt: a woman wearing glasses is sitting at a table eating cake with her hands

This comes to mind

25.01.2025 20:03 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It was all in Project 2025…

25.01.2025 17:04 — 👍 38565    🔁 6695    💬 1190    📌 371

No single action can change the world? Nah, that's bullshit. Every action changes something about the world. You and the world change each other every day. If nothing else, there are people who need to know right now that their allies will speak out, whether the oppressors ever admit wrong or not

21.01.2025 21:08 — 👍 3058    🔁 403    💬 21    📌 27

Take back your attention.

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07.01.2025 14:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is called being of service to your community. Brilliant!

21.12.2024 17:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Awww, what a sweetie 💜 Welcome Poppy!

21.12.2024 00:58 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Quite the coquettish pose 😌

18.12.2024 00:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So a reminder:

It’s not ‘liberals’ saying Hegseth abuses women. It’s his mom.

It’s not ‘liberals’ comparing Trump to Hitler. It’s his vice-president.

It’s not ‘liberals’ calling Musk a liar and a racist. It’s his own child.

For the record.

30.11.2024 02:35 — 👍 44610    🔁 13265    💬 521    📌 423

Your IKEA name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.

I’m Ämrak, a kitchen shelf for your spices, with hooks underneath to hang your dish towels

29.11.2024 03:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Miller is the human equivalent of that crusty stuff you wake up with in the corners of your eyes

29.11.2024 02:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rewatching Flash Gordon for the first time in a couple of decades. This movie is WAY weirder than I remember

29.11.2024 02:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a blue shirt with the words be cool on the bottom ALT: a man in a blue shirt with the words be cool on the bottom
29.11.2024 01:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
White dog sleeping on the couch

White dog sleeping on the couch

Happy Thanksgiving from my family to yours

Hopper says “Wake me when the turkey’s done”🍗

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