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Michael Saulters

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I'm just this guy, you know? Former film critic Slackerwood/AICN Random skeeter of eclectia. I try to be interesting, or insightful, or funny, but prone to failure. Gaymer. Currently collecting uranium glass. He/Him/Royal We

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Latest posts by msaulters.bsky.social on Bluesky

jesus christ what government agency uses a Fraktur-adjacent typeface unless they are sending the most blatant dog whistle of all time

When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in all the signifiers of literal 1940s Nazi Germany because lol nothing matters

10.08.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 961    πŸ” 336    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 1

It's not about the curve of the earth. It's about moving along with the rotation of the earth. The higher your orbit, the faster you have to be going, so there are altitudes at which you'd be going too slow to maintain orbit. Off-equator your position relative to ground could never be stationary.

11.08.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you seen WEAPONS? Asking b/c Alden Ehrenreich's mustache. Its transformative power is magical.

11.08.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Perhaps he spent some time interning as a police detective (Underhill Street Blues)

10.08.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He had a whole TV show once called Evening Shade

10.08.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's about to be one more time.

10.08.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday Ted!

10.08.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For a preview screening of The Mist, Alamo Drafthouse served fettucini with a squid ink Alfredo sauce. THAT was elevated creepy pasta, especially for those sitting in the back row.

10.08.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will say I can't remember the last time a movie's *perfect* casting had me geeking out this much.

10.08.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When can we talk about WEAPONS? Because man, I really want to talk about WEAPONS.

10.08.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same

10.08.2025 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Crazy one, but maybe BEING JOHN MALKOVICH?

09.08.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HEARTS IN ATLANTIS

09.08.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My favorite doctor and companion

09.08.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If he does I expect I'll never know, because he'll be on a block list.

09.08.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seconded. This was so very not the first film I saw with Forest Whitaker, but it was the first I saw with him as the lead, and it remains one of the all-time most underrated/underhyped films I know of.

09.08.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I gotta be careful reading skeets right after waking up from a nap. Was looking forward to the rest of your story about the gym making you gay.

08.08.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In more ways than one.

08.08.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

mainline this until I no code plz

08.08.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 206    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

A curious game. The only way to win is not to play.

05.08.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think he's a little less Austin Powers and a little more Iron Sky. He probably falls asleep watching that every night.

05.08.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You want to be real real careful, lest you get it talking about Warhammer.

05.08.2025 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

True story: Bonnie's sister worked in my great grandparents' west Dallas cafe a block from her house where they met.

05.08.2025 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wish I could help you. Recently bought an amazing cooling blanket but it has the same problem of being slippery.

04.08.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Games with adult content="brand damaging" but games with mass murder=no comment.

04.08.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing to remember about Dale is he's always suspicious of ANYONE in power.

04.08.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also meow that meets the eye

04.08.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WANT!!!

04.08.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When the Maximum Overdrive asteroid passes by and all the machines go haywire, we'll all be absolutely fucked by the self-driving Teslas and Waymos though.

04.08.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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