Depends on what Tesla you drive
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๐ฆA very moist Valentine's Day in Austin๐ฆ
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โค๏ธ๐โค๏ธ๐โค๏ธ๐
14.02.2026 18:33 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
got in an argument with this khaki wearing guy who had his pristine f150 parked all the way across a sidewalk (?) and in the course of the argument i asked โdo you do a lot of backcountry driving in that thingโ and it upset him so bad he had to lock himself in his truck lmao
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Seems like a fun guy
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That's called Wednesday
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We won't shut up about it
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DM me pls...important
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80% of Austin like...
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He wishes ๐
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a man in a denim jacket and plaid shirt
ALT: a man in a denim jacket and plaid shirt
Are you doing enough to rein in ICE?
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Ashe Juniper
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Waking up to Austin's highest cedar levels in years
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I Ranked Texas Big Cities From Worst to Best
Highly subjective and also 100% correct
My new one is a wild, no holds barred ranking of Austin, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, Ft. Worth, and El Paso
You don't want to miss this!
open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...
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a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod
ALT: a man with long blonde hair and a beard is holding a fishing rod
Dumb smile on my face for the entire Super Bowl halftime show, just an absolute fucking all-timer
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Super Bowl Halftime Show Memeโข
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๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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Patriots fan
Heartbreaking
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"Reminds me of this awesome place in Encino"
06.02.2026 18:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
For your Texas Father-in-Law
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Guy who moved to Austin in 2025 wants to tell you about all the best restaurants here
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Oh, this is good. ๐คฃ
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At least in jail on that last part
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finally
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Bro also dropped $9 at SuperCuts to no avail
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โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
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Austin Memeโข
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do what you can
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Migrating from ex-twitter.....let's see how it goes
Perimenopausal Wine Mom in Austin. Thatโs all you need to know.
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Nobody should die from dehydration, starvation, exposure to the elements, or lack of medical care due to inaction on the part of the government.
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