Evil MoPac @evilmopacatx - Bluesky Profile

Depends on what Tesla you drive

14.02.2026 21:01 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

😍😍😍

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💦A very moist Valentine's Day in Austin💦

14.02.2026 19:13 — 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

❤️🍆❤️🍆❤️🍆

14.02.2026 18:33 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

got in an argument with this khaki wearing guy who had his pristine f150 parked all the way across a sidewalk (?) and in the course of the argument i asked ‘do you do a lot of backcountry driving in that thing’ and it upset him so bad he had to lock himself in his truck lmao

14.02.2026 16:38 — 👍 2612 🔁 212 💬 54 📌 15

Seems like a fun guy

14.02.2026 04:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My Senate Candidate Q&A with Rep. James Talarico and Rep. Jasmine Crockett Arrives Tuesday Just in time for early voting

Talarico, Crockett, and Evil MoPac 🤯

Please subscribe so you don't miss it!

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13.02.2026 18:45 — 👍 21 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

That's called Wednesday

11.02.2026 20:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We won't shut up about it

10.02.2026 21:54 — 👍 44 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 1

DM me pls...important

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80% of Austin like...

10.02.2026 20:32 — 👍 46 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

He wishes 🍆

10.02.2026 05:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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Are you doing enough to rein in ICE?

10.02.2026 05:42 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Ashe Juniper

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09.02.2026 18:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Waking up to Austin's highest cedar levels in years

09.02.2026 18:24 — 👍 37 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

I Ranked Texas Big Cities From Worst to Best Highly subjective and also 100% correct

My new one is a wild, no holds barred ranking of Austin, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, Ft. Worth, and El Paso

You don't want to miss this!

open.substack.com/pub/evilmopa...

09.02.2026 17:35 — 👍 22 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0