Jonty Notions 🟨⬜️🟪⬛

Nice thought whilst it lasted...

a cartoon character with glasses and a turtleneck is saying you stop that . ALT: a cartoon character with glasses and a turtleneck is saying you stop that .

*boops snoot* no

Captain America: Mystique and Destiny broke into Avengers Tower and used Pym Particles to escape!
Hawkeye: So there’s a small medium at large?
Captain America: You’re fired.

a man in a suit and tie is giving a thumbs up sign . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is giving a thumbs up sign .

This Salted Caramel Viennetta is far too salt forward. I'm talking salted-like-fries level.

Salty Ice Cream is truly a culinary crime. Up there with the time a waitress drizzled honey on a Garlic Prawn Pizza...

a woman sitting at a table with the words girl who is going to be okay below her Alt: a woman sitting at a table with the words girl who is going to be okay below her

Discovered unconfirmed but likely good news about workplace issues by accident.

Now sipping my Maccies Latte like:

head with the thought "I think you're cool and I'd love to chat and be friends with you" and an arrow pointing to the mouth, which is producing a speech bubble saying *silently interacts with dozens and dozens of your posts*

reposting this old meme i made for twitter. for no particular reason

Instead of invasively asking who's top or who's bottom people should start asking women friends who's the granny weatherwax of the friend group and who's the nanny ogg

Now there's a tattoo

God I hope Ralph Ineson keeps his accent for Fantastic Four

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Bloody hell…!

I think about this constantly

#allstars10

🙋‍♂️ Finding out the term was quite the relief tbh. The looming pressure of "maybe this time I'll get it" for either of the other two really can kill the mood. And feel quite alienating.

It's nice to see more and more guys embrace it.

I was sat at work this morning thinking "The Nuromol I took with breakfast is really taking it's time to kick in..."and cautiously took another one...

It worked. But cut to me coming back home and moving my keyboard, revealing the pill I thought I took this morning... 🙃

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Watching the Iron Maiden fans streaming out of the Utilita whilst I wait for a show to come down.

There has almost been an entire Get-Out in the main house during a Studio show's second act...

Screencap of Geraldine McEwan as the titular character from Red Dwarf Series 8, Episode 4: "Cassandra".

"I asked Grok". "I asked ChatGPT". Yeah, well I asked the all-knowing Computer Cassandra and she told me how you'd die.

It was not dignified.

BOSS, THE FASCISM! 🥺

Me sat at Reception Desk...

DPD: "Set your Preferred Neighbour, who we'll deliver to in case you're not in!"

ME: Ugh, I'm going to be in! But fine, just in case I don't hear them...

THEM: "Ok, we'll deliver straight to your preferred neighbour! There's no way to change this!"

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

A fellow pineco enjoyer?!

Excellent taste all round. 🩵

Following the process by South Korean jeweller Hardihooder fills me with joy! So much time spent, so much creativity made.

Team: kunstripe & kangwonkyoartpiece

#beautifulbizarre #hardihooder #jeweller #eyes #loveeyes #wearableart #eyenecklace #eyedesign #uniquejewellery

JustEat Header image for a burger restaurant called "Slutty Buns - Wednesbury". Stock image of a Cheeseburger featuring a lot of Pickles.

Up there with Fiery Holes the curry house, is that...

Tapping the sign

a book cover saying "buckle the fuck up the bitches are coming" "with a bag of liquor drugs & weapons"

i heard reading is fundamental

I’m considering banning Wes Streeting

J.K. Rowling’s New Org Will Fund Cis Women Fighting to Exclude Trans Women From Public Life The author turned anti-trans activist announced the fund on Elon Musk’s X on May 24.

Any money you spend on Harry Potter stuff is directly supporting this www.them.us/story/jk-row...

Thank you Dawn Foster for the only words we ever need to say about Wes Streeting.

I have gone from "AI is a stupid boondoggle" to "AI is fundamentally anti-human, anti-art and there is a moral duty not just to reject it but to mock and reject those who advocate for it".