Matthew

It’s just to give it some shape while it grows out really

😏

This is my mid life crisis Lamborghini

I just want to be young

Sorry 😞

Mullet incoming, Adam

Aww shucks 🥹

A gay with a haircut

Got my first haircut in over two years and it’s barely identifiable as any different. I’m not sure I had any gay powers to restore, but here we go…

You’re right, I’m glad I did it but frustrated that the next milestone in my training will have to wait another week.

It’s Sam day, you all be nice to him, he’s one of the nicest people on the internet.

Sadly I wasn’t quite prepared for how exhausting running into a 45mph headwind would be and I crapped out at 10km

Yeah I’m working through til next Wednesday after today

Why do we do this to ourselves?

Weather forecast 100% chance of rain, 5 degrees and 42mph winds

Mentally preparing myself for 18km in this

I don’t think Milo can be having a terrible time with those flexed toesies

Did not realise that was a lion at first glance and thought ‘that looks fun’

😈

Oh I’m glad 😉

Happy to have helped 😇

Haha I keep my promises 😇

Oh good 😈

Happy to be of service 😇

Sounds good 😉

Excellent 😉

Very pleased to hear it 🫡

Pleased to hear it 🙈

Oh I’m glad 😌

It’s comedy Valium, I adore this show

A man in a jockstrap and black tee sits back on his feet

How’s your Sunday?

Oof I’ve been in Madrid in August and it really is quite something. 45 degrees in the shade. Be prepared to live nocturnally, but you’ll have a nice time!