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@ds500.bsky.social

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Damn, BLONGKY has been synonymous with safe and reliable for so long. If you can’t trust them, who can you trust

20.11.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why did i immediately picture Yuki doing it?!?

20.11.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These are some really unwell, brainwashed individuals

20.11.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Feels like the relative smallish size of Minneapolis and St Paul proper leads to people making that claim.

18.11.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Such a joyful comic

18.11.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Formula E’s audience info is always fantastic. Peak MJ-level fanaticism!

17.11.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Loudness button might as well have asked β€œare you cool?” because who listened with loudness off?!?

17.11.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My generation should be proud. RIP to a real one

17.11.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stephen Miran? More like Stephen Moron!

14.11.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some silliness from my favorite podcast.

14.11.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very well stated. There is really only one truly national sport, the NFL, and it is silly to chase it. Your point about the teams needing to be important in their market is 100% correct. The Apple deal disconnected teams from local TV and the league is paying the price.

14.11.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is true

14.11.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who fucking knows, weird

13.11.2025 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He now owns a combination Christmas/auto racing store

09.11.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Dave Wilson (radio personality) - Wikipedia

@murderxbryan.bsky.social this is β€œThe King” from the latest shocktober en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Wi...

09.11.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t understand how this is not a giant headline story

09.11.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mr Point Break, lol

09.11.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I figured we would eventually get this completely insane headline.

07.11.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d love it too, brother

06.11.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A literal laughing out loud post for me

04.11.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One strategic option is to make better pizza

04.11.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It should be a β€œu-shaped gouge” in the bread. Not finger, ouch!

The hinge cut bread is not worthy of the β€œartist” title

04.11.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you didn’t do the v- (or should have been a) u-cut, you need to turn in your sandwich artist certificates. Those were a real thing

04.11.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm

04.11.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is unfortunately the right take. Yamamoto was unreal

02.11.2025 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

STOP

02.11.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, people should listen to that guy I guess

02.11.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking about how the future purchasers of my house are going to react to all of the T Rex tape holding it together.

02.11.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We all miss Pets.com

02.11.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He painted the corner with a 100mph pitch. The GOAT

02.11.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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