Excited for all the new American banana and coffee factories.

three posts: - suz from aotearoa: A kiwi is a flightless bird. The fruit is kiwifruit - JessTerraformEarth: Tbf the fruit is also flightless - Kieran: Not if you have a good arm.

nzsky underrated

Ok that made me laugh

I don't think anyone's panicking because we're too busy wishing the asteroid would hurry its ass up

Everyone in the house is sick, so 3am Tylenol all around 🥂

It feels like there's a program running in the background of my human CPU that's draining the battery and I can't force quit it.

Yeah, I turned off notifications. Now I only see the news when I WANT to be terrified

how come woods are always Forbidden or Lost. let’s have the Welcoming Woods

a cat standing in front of a door with polite boy written on the top ALT: a cat standing in front of a door with polite boy written on the top

Polite kitten is polite

They look like gumdrops

A white woman recently took to TikTok in shock after being fired.

She expressed surprise, believing perhaps that DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) hires were exclusively people of color.

However, a lesser-known fact is that white women are the largest demographic of DEI hires in the U.S.

🙃

Anti-suffragette propaganda still slaps

a black background with the words black history month in red yellow and green Alt: a black background with the words black history month in red yellow and green

WELCOME TO BLACK HISTORY MONTH

I wonder where we could find a fuck ton of Luigi masks...

"Death Cab for Hootie" is an extremely cursed idea for a combination cover band that just entered my brain without permission.

✨🌈 The more you know 🌈✨

When the 4 Non Blondes said “And so I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high
and I scream from the top of my lungs WHAT’S GOIN ON?!”

I really felt that.

“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”

James Baldwin

Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?

Image projected onto Tesla's factory in Berlin

Do you ever just compliment the moon?

Today and in the coming days, remember

Me: “Welcome to today’s unboxing video!”

My instructor: “No, that’s not how we document autopsies, no.”

#horrorwriting

That's messed up.

Photo of my large handsome fluffy brown tuxedo tabby Fergus sitting upright in a small cardboard box.

Many people doubted Fergus. “He’ll never fit in that box!” they said. But I never doubted him. 🏆

So he wants to kick out everyone but indigenous people? Fine by me