@jackelopejohnson.bsky.social
A man’s penis? In MY mouth?
Thanks again! So happy with it ❤️
30.06.2025 02:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Maybe the real GTA 6 is the war we made with Iran along the way
22.06.2025 05:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
They’re trying to make him feel better cause he shit his diaper
20.03.2025 17:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just give them to RFK Jr. he’ll eat anything
17.03.2025 17:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Got hit with the doohickey
06.02.2025 01:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0More like Sugar Gay
31.01.2025 20:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hitler also did some socially awkward hand gestures if I’m not mistaken
22.01.2025 18:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don’t let them tell you what you saw Elon do today. You’re right. He did exactly what you saw him do. There is no missing context. It was not “my heart goes out to you”. He knew what he was doing.
21.01.2025 00:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Heaven gained its strangest angel. Rest in peace, king
16.01.2025 18:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0MF DOOM be like:
Co-sign for the gold mine and tie the noose loosely
Go find the bovine and guide a choosey snoopy
Ice cream and cookies are better than pussy
Finally something to look forward to
14.01.2025 18:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Good shit
13.01.2025 18:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In like three months there’s going to be a new type of “worst person you know” that only makes decisions based on polymarket data
08.01.2025 18:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What would you do if my friends and I started grunting like apes and jerking each other off? What would you do then?
31.12.2024 18:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When commercials come on I shut all the way down. Haven’t seen a full commercial since the Beijing Olympics
30.12.2024 21:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Heaven gained its smallest angel. Rest in peace, king
30.12.2024 16:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Heaven just gained its largest angel. Rest in peace, king.
19.12.2024 21:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Crackers. All of them.
18.12.2024 16:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just found out that Trump has super tiny wrists
05.12.2024 13:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sick news
26.11.2024 21:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wasn’t going to say anything but I’m glad you did
26.11.2024 18:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Press the button, Mr. President. I’m ready. Press the button, let’s go.
26.11.2024 16:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Starting to think that the only personality that a white man can have after turning 18 is “Everything is a conspiracy designed to make me fail.”
Like shut up
Fuck off
Plane crash
17.11.2024 19:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There is a push among some orgs, "moderate" legislators, and even trans people to "give up the sports issue" in hopes that will stop hate.
I have watched moderates try this in 23 state houses.
It doesn't work. There is no amount of give you can offer that will stop them from taking.
They should hire him to keep doing his normal thing except now there’s a group of people off camera shooting guns at him while he talks
14.11.2024 16:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is crazy. How have I never heard of you before?
13.11.2024 21:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
13.11.2024 18:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
There’s at least one McDonald’s fart that’s been trapped inside this guy for 30 years
13.11.2024 01:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
