Arson Noah

When you start working on RO-DBT and realize a lot of it is the exact advice your boyfriend has given you but in text book form 👁️👄👁️
Like I’m CONSISTENTLY getting called the fuck out 😂

Really low blow…

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Buying bot followers cause you lost over 100k in one day is crazy. Anything to make it seem like you’re not facing the consequences of your shitty choices huh?

Hey the rapture is supposedly tomorrow so if you’re getting rid of all your money remember that my cashapp is $AceOfPentacles6

I couldn’t even take Tylenol when I was pregnant with my son cause it made me sick but he shows more signs than my daughter did so like 🤷🏻‍♀️

Idk guys I think he got it from his dad and I but what do I know 🤷🏻‍♀️🙄

Posting a Pink Floyd song and changing your profile pic to mourn CK is so contradictory. And you wonder why we don’t talk 🙄

LEGALIZE COMEDY!

Lmfao I got blocked because someone was butthurt about being called out on racism

The 180 that a lot of people did yesterday was insane. I had hope that things could change but yeah that’s been significantly decreased

That video was brutal holy fuck 😳

Yungblud having another “I fucking made it” moment. That was amazing

Sometimes when I hear “Gives You Hell” by All American Rejects, I remember the time that my ex sang it at karaoke thinking he did something to upset me 😂 as if HE wasn’t cheating and doing drugs. Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sometimes people post things and I’m reading the post going “bro you need to lay off the shrooms for a while”

Me: I need to do something with my apartment it’s driving me insane
*sees 555 immediately*
Oh.

In personal experience, Leo men are just Gemini men that have confidence

Me, twice this week with two completely different celebrities: this man is too attractive *watches videos* this man is a Leo isn’t he? *google search* I KNEW IT

The two men in question were Joe Jonas and Brandon Rogers

Leo men have a very distinct personality

Disappointed but not at all shocked that some people won’t contact their own children on their birthday. Smh

Friend of mine has been severely depressed, is also a huge Swiftie. Few weeks ago I told her she had to stay alive so she wouldn’t miss the next Taylor Swift album. Now my friend is beyond excited for the new album to come out 🥹 I’m just glad she’s here for it

All today has shown me is that I’m probably never going to feel like my old self ever again. Awesome.

Me: wow it can get much worse can it?
Life: *continuously gets worse every day*

I finished Big Mouth tonight. Not gonna lie, I cried at the end. Behind all the raunchiness, it taught me a lot about myself. There are a few questions that never got answered, but at least we know who the ponytail killer is 🤣

You never really know some people…

Can I stop being sick?! Fuckin tonsillitis.

Disappointed but not surprised: there was a 40 cent difference between my coffee order today vs yesterday. Same exact order, 40 cent difference overnight 😐

The stock market is tanking so badly it almost feels like we are being governed by someone who went bankrupt six tim—

Oh.

Even in my dreams some people are just huge assholes jfc fuck off

“Oh you just hate Elon Musk and everything he does.”

Yes, also everything he does is fucking evil.

Mercury retrograde, full moon, and lunar eclipse all the day before the Ides of March? lol the chaos 🤣

One of my favorite kind of reaction videos are people seeing the fight scene in Breaking Dawn part 2 for the first time