A Jason Tabrys

#LFGM!!

Experimental animation, a syllabus: Mary Ellen Bute, Harry Smith, Kelly Gallagher, Kelly Sears, Martha Colburn, Jodi Mack. Who else?

For goodness sake, get Frankie Montas into the pitching lab #LGM

God has forsaken Rob Manfred

Tom Brady made $317M during his playing career. Was 150M, 200M, 250M not enough to take care of his family?

We need a Steve Miller for the left.

Someone who’ll turn the Democratic Party into a big ol’ jetliner that’ll fly like an eagle, take the money and run. Abracadabra, just like that.

The Distance - Cake

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What's more likely to flare anxiety: the new Final Destination or Maron's new special?

Went from north Jersey to south Jersey in 2020 and the falloff is steep once you go south of Union.

Throw in a few Lisa Frank dolphins, really fill up that empty space. Maybe some alien destroyers amongst the clouds.

U.K. ninja sword ban begins as 1,000 weapons surrendered in knife crime crackdown At least 1,000 weapons have been surrendered under a British government amnesty launched last month to combat knife crime, the interior ministry announced on Friday, as a new ban on ninja swords came ...

If they ever come for America's eBay samurai swords the manosphere will explode like the deathstar.

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"circled by drains shaped like American flags"

Satire is dead

I cannot even imagine.

Elon running back into Trump's arms to try and make it go away?

Apple TV+’s Meditative and Epic “Chief of War” Demands To Be Seen | TV/Streaming | Roger Ebert The series is crafted with an overwhelming perspective of wonder and richness.

"Unwilling to abandon its meditative story for loud action sequences or gaudy performances, the series takes time in a landscape that feels the need to rush through these tales,” writes Kaiya Shunyata about Apple TV+’ s CHIEF OF WAR: www.rogerebert.com/streaming/ch...

My equilibrium is off from not being able to find a decent hot pastrami, knish, rugalech, and matzo ball soup since moving from Jersey to North Carolina

I'm in a delicatessen desert.

This administration would have branded Mister Rogers a commie and arrested him for woke.

Imagine where we would be if we had built up the ability to resist our reflexive need to say "look at this crazy shit this person said!" some time around 2015

UFOs Are Back On Congress’s Agenda Splinter is your home for news and opinions that challenge power in our political and economic system that's becoming more unhinged each and every day.

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Six Feet Under

America as an etch-a-sketch

a man in a suit is talking to a woman and the words for spite are visible . ALT: a man in a suit is talking to a woman and the words for spite are visible .

Brewers: And why are you trading Jordan Montgomery who won't throw a pitch before his contract is up?

Diamondbacks:

for many of the worst people in our politics, the only real belief they have is that it should be illegal for us not to like them

could've reunited with the Mets, but no

Beef Heist! CC: @briancgrubb.bsky.social

Scully cant do prop comedy

The only minority destroying America is the billionaires.

If you see this, post a redhead.