A Jason Tabrys

Every time I hear an MLB alert go off I’m afraid it’s going to be news that Juan Soto is retiring to become a monk or that Francisco Lindor has been arrested for trying to blow up Jeff McNeil’s Ford Bronco.

That’s what the trauma of these last 2 days has done to me as a #Mets fan.

Raleigh area

I am, apparently, right in the middle of the two locations at opposing ends of the state (but I appreciate the tip). Luckily, I have found a decent bagel place near where I live. Not NY/NJ level, but 7/10

I moved to a Jewish delicatesean desert in NC so I spent $100 to ship in some pastrami, knishes, rugelach, bagels, and matzo ball soup...

Pastrami has the consistency of a leather belt, rugelach tastes like it was made by Hostess, knish & soup were a salt lick. At least the bagels were on point

fearing you now more than ever

I don’t have the imagination to think AI can cure death. So, no.

#Mets went from magic to madness with a QUICKNESS

Hard to believe the guy who traded the Brewers' closer in the middle of a pennant race didn't nail the clubhouse alchemy for the Mets

There are no obvious solves is my concern. Wilson Contreras? Yandy Diaz? Ryan Mountcastle? Baty and you're going BIG on Bregman, Bichette, or Suarez to play 3B? I don't see them going out and signing Tucker. Bellinger would be a huge dice role based on his past, batted ball profile, and h/r splits

He should stay in Florida, see if the Marlins are hiring. More his speed. He's lost his New York privileges.

Can we finally cut out the "Uncle Stevie" adultation for Steve Cohen?

Congrats to the Baltimore Orioles for investing more than $150 million on an all slug first baseman after what happened with Chris Davis. They're ready to get hurt again.

It's kind of amazing how quickly David Stearns frittered away all the goodwill from the 2024 season and the Soto signing.

David Stearns still has the Rule V Draft to try and salvage the Winter Meetins for the #Mets

Whatever happened to good old-fashioned necromancy?

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Edwin Díaz has been one of my favorite players to cover. His entrances became a fun part of our broadcast — and, if we’re being honest, probably the reason you know my name at all.

Hollywood just stole a closer who was already built for the movies.
#baseballiscinema

Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.

3 teams were willing to go to 5 years for Kyle Schwarber, who is a year older than Pete Alonso, who the Mets are reportedly unwilling to go more than 3 years on.

Insane. These smartest guy in the room GMs think they drive the market.

Mets Reluctant To Go Beyond Three Years For Pete Alonso The Mets want Pete Alonso back, but they're reluctant to sign him for more than three years. Read more at MLB Trade Rumors.

David Stearns is a small market child. The #Mets are going to wind up with Ty France at first base.

The Mets will never be great with this risk averse mania, too busy staring wearily at 2029 that the they lose any chance of competing in 2026.

www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/12/mets...

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

The tricky thing about having Steve Cohen's money is you have to actually not be afraid to spend it.

The "fire David Stearns" movement is born.

A "question" Jimmy Fallon asked ChatGPT founder Sam Altman on The Tonight Show

He's like a chimp with a hatchet.

First I am told to wear a top hat and tails to the airport. Now I am supposed to do pull ups in my formal attire?

How about a little less Atlas Shrugged and a little more Atlas Hugged? Yeah! C'mon!

I’m making a hostile bid for everything to chill.

Preview of news program with title "who should be fed chair?"

Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair

The very same people denouncing QT have absolutely been all “yessss diva” with excerpts from Orson Welles’ old interviews. People are allowed to talk shit and we’re allowed to be like wow what a dickhead. It’s normal and fine.