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Furry trash, part time weasel, thrower of wrenches, the big gay. 29, warning NSFW! 18+ only! He/him.

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A photo of an egg on a fancy tiny egg holder. The subtitles say “cheers and applause”

A photo of an egg on a fancy tiny egg holder. The subtitles say “cheers and applause”

No one:
Literally no one:

Mustelid furries:

08.12.2025 21:43 — 👍 82    🔁 18    💬 4    📌 1

Guys we aren't off to a good start my schedule got fucked up and my managers are on my ass

10.12.2025 12:09 — 👍 66    🔁 7    💬 6    📌 1
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Reminder

10.12.2025 03:31 — 👍 942    🔁 326    💬 8    📌 16
a guillotine made from gingerbread, decorated with white icing snow and icicles

a guillotine made from gingerbread, decorated with white icing snow and icicles

I am brimming with holiday spirit

08.12.2025 12:47 — 👍 6450    🔁 2412    💬 30    📌 60
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He wants to bring the stick home

09.12.2025 16:36 — 👍 2085    🔁 533    💬 16    📌 4
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Image of dook

Image of dook

#hourly #dook https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/dook/photo_2139@30-08-2021_20-35-55.jpg

08.12.2025 18:00 — 👍 105    🔁 43    💬 0    📌 0
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pov: it’s friday night at the arcade & you hear this blasting from the ddr machine

08.12.2025 18:36 — 👍 23    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0
Spotify now features Al band clones
discussion
.. .
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard prominently left Spotify earlier this year. Today this was recommended to me by their release radar:
https://open.spotify.com/intl-
de/artist/6WFS7oPAEirPXePSayORzn?si=jtf|za1qI-
gRyUUBjD-EHA
A bad Al ripoff, from aesthetics to band name, copying their songs.

Spotify now features Al band clones discussion .. . King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard prominently left Spotify earlier this year. Today this was recommended to me by their release radar: https://open.spotify.com/intl- de/artist/6WFS7oPAEirPXePSayORzn?si=jtf|za1qI- gRyUUBjD-EHA A bad Al ripoff, from aesthetics to band name, copying their songs.

= Spotify®
Open App
King Lizard Wizard
29,303 monthly listeners
Follow
Popular
Rattlesnake
32,355
The River
5,881
Gamma Knife
4,345
...
...
..

= Spotify® Open App King Lizard Wizard 29,303 monthly listeners Follow Popular Rattlesnake 32,355 The River 5,881 Gamma Knife 4,345 ... ... ..

pals you gotta quit spotify

08.12.2025 16:44 — 👍 10686    🔁 6503    💬 204    📌 1
A small ceramic bowl. It's green and looks like there's a small pond in the center where a cute little duck figurine sits

A small ceramic bowl. It's green and looks like there's a small pond in the center where a cute little duck figurine sits

Everyone stop what you're doing and look at this bowl

12.04.2025 21:13 — 👍 82    🔁 12    💬 6    📌 3
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๋࣭⭑🐺 @taliruq.bsky.social

04.11.2025 16:10 — 👍 307    🔁 68    💬 4    📌 1

Someday this cruelty will be reversed for Rachel Levine. It will be covered as a touching moment, a "correction" of an injustice. People will expect her to be grateful. Fuck that. The expectation of easy forgiveness & the shaming of rage at injustice is what brings us back to this awful place

06.12.2025 01:53 — 👍 166    🔁 54    💬 2    📌 0
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Creating a Little Guy named Archie with @furetching.bsky.social!

He is a stoat who is doing his best…

04.12.2025 02:23 — 👍 460    🔁 131    💬 16    📌 2
A stuffed Monti

A stuffed Monti

Found this in the bargain bin, what a deal! :D

04.12.2025 16:34 — 👍 1695    🔁 384    💬 26    📌 2
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possum gal

#furry #furryart #art

21.11.2025 21:46 — 👍 4203    🔁 1135    💬 32    📌 8
Comic. Doing a task using a company or organization’s website: [flowchart] Go to website, try to log in → Did it work? → Yes → Try to do your task. → Did it work? Yes → Nice! Done! If logging in did not work → Spend hours troubleshooting account / login. If that works, go to Try to do your task. If no → Give up and call customer service. If spending hours troubleshooting doesn’t work, also give up and call customer service. After calling customer service: Hold message: “Did you know you could do all this more quickly and easily on our website? Just go to w-w-w dot…” → Throw phone and laptop into the sea.

Comic. Doing a task using a company or organization’s website: [flowchart] Go to website, try to log in → Did it work? → Yes → Try to do your task. → Did it work? Yes → Nice! Done! If logging in did not work → Spend hours troubleshooting account / login. If that works, go to Try to do your task. If no → Give up and call customer service. If spending hours troubleshooting doesn’t work, also give up and call customer service. After calling customer service: Hold message: “Did you know you could do all this more quickly and easily on our website? Just go to w-w-w dot…” → Throw phone and laptop into the sea.

Website Task Flowchart

xkcd.com/3175/

04.12.2025 22:33 — 👍 4456    🔁 871    💬 61    📌 64
Picture of a double male orange extension cord

Text:

You heard there was a secret cord
That you could use to meet The Lord (Cause you don't care bout power safety, do yah?)

Picture of a double male orange extension cord Text: You heard there was a secret cord That you could use to meet The Lord (Cause you don't care bout power safety, do yah?)

03.12.2025 19:53 — 👍 365    🔁 121    💬 4    📌 8
The Salvation Army is not a charity. They are an evangelical church that uses donated money to actively oppress gay rights. They've been especially cruel to trans people.

The Salvation Army is not a charity. They are an evangelical church that uses donated money to actively oppress gay rights. They've been especially cruel to trans people.

It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.

03.12.2025 01:58 — 👍 8717    🔁 5891    💬 2    📌 157
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I love loafykins so much

01.12.2025 14:38 — 👍 493    🔁 108    💬 2    📌 1
An image of a marten.

An image of a marten.

#marten #mustelid

02.12.2025 12:48 — 👍 41    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
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A ferret running with a sparking wire

A ferret running with a sparking wire

08.11.2025 22:58 — 👍 16    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0
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Spotify stands by ICE recruitment ads despite artist backlash Spotify stands by ICE recruitment ads despite artist backlash

Another day
Another: Fuck Spotify

www.avclub.com/spotify-stan...

02.12.2025 01:39 — 👍 1483    🔁 881    💬 40    📌 247
Image of dook

Image of dook

#hourly #dook https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/dook/photo_1878@25-08-2019_03-07-16.jpg

01.12.2025 09:00 — 👍 21    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 1

i assumed that this was some R+30 district and this guy was a sacrificial badger but it's very much a swing district and now i want the nationwide electorate to swing so far D that this guy gets his ass utterly handed to him by an in-costume furry

29.11.2025 23:14 — 👍 408    🔁 176    💬 6    📌 1
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Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop LOS ANGELES—Faced with one final test before his admission to the criminal organization, gang initiate Hector Gunnerson was reportedly forced to peacefully deescalate a conflict Thursday to prove that...

Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop

theonion.com/gang-initiat...

29.11.2025 02:36 — 👍 206    🔁 45    💬 0    📌 2
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ratties 💞✨

#art #digital #draw #drawing #украрт #study

27.11.2025 14:21 — 👍 6410    🔁 2105    💬 69    📌 19

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