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my cousin's father and grandfather both died of colon cancer, and his doctor had to lie to help him get a colonoscopy covered at age 40
you know a system is working well when its most trusted members have to lie to get the right thing done
This move, based on long-debunked climate-change denialism, will throw gasoline on America's home-insurance and health-insurance fires
Gift link to my column for @opinion.bloomberg.com
www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
Trump is dismantling a key tenet of climate rules. Hereβs how it fits into his broader EPA vision.
12.02.2026 19:30 β π 36 π 25 π¬ 10 π 1Teen girls are some of the most disrespected people on Earth
12.02.2026 19:32 β π 60 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Trump Just Blew American Climate Policy to Smithereens gizmodo.com/trump-just-b...
12.02.2026 19:43 β π 6 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0More than 400 people, including hundreds of citizens, were βsortedβ at gun point into racial and ethnic groups by 200 ICE agents who fired flash-bang grenades into cars with people inside, pointed guns at children & demanded their zip tied parents not comfort them. apple.news/Ausdx6kWtT0e...
12.02.2026 01:35 β π 7089 π 3752 π¬ 222 π 586this is so exceedingly bad.
12.02.2026 20:06 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0OpenAI Introduces Premium Video Generator For White House Advisors Manipulating Trump
OpenAI Introduces Premium Video Generator For White House Advisors Manipulating Trump https://theonion.com/openai-introduces-premium-video-generator-for-white-house-advisors-manipulating-trump/
12.02.2026 19:10 β π 881 π 124 π¬ 9 π 6this is bad bad bad and unsustainable.
12.02.2026 15:57 β π 9 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Hochul wants to rollback NYβs climate/jobs law in the budget.
Thatβs after years of failing to take the basic actions to implement it. She took the side of the gas lobby.
A courtβs ordering her to act, but sheβs appealing that order.
She wants to amend the law.π‘
And thereβs near zero coverage!
Just take a look at this and remember, Pam Bondi's concern here was not with any of the victims of these crimes but with the nosy Democrats who actually gave a shit about them.
12.02.2026 00:38 β π 5188 π 1659 π¬ 108 π 37TURN ON UNRIVALED 1-on-1 RIGHT NOW!!!!
12.02.2026 00:11 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Text: SUPPORT THE STRIKERS The Free Alabama Movement has announced a work strike, set to begin on Sunday, February 8. Incarcerated people across Alabama are answering the call and refusing to participate in their exploitation and oppression. "This nonviolent comes in response to decades of unconstitutional sentencing practices, forced prison labor, and the ongoing humanitarian crisis throughout Alabama's prison system," FAM leaders said in a statement. Read the list of demands below and stand in solidarity with the strikers of the Free Alabama Movement. DEMANDS 1. REPEAL ALABAMA'S HABITUAL FELONY OFFENDER ACT (HOA) 2. MAKE THE PRESUMPTIVE SENTENCING GUIDELINES RETROACTIVE 3. MAKE HJR 575 RETROACTIVE (DRIVE-BY-SHOOTING STATUE REFORM) 4. FIRST-TIME OFFENDER/CAPITAL MURDER REFORM BILL 5. PAROLE BOARD REFORM AND CRITERIA 6. MEDICAL FURLOUGH/COMPASSIONATE RELEASE EXPANSION 7. STATEWIDE CONVICTION REVIEW UNIT 8. ABOLISH FORCED PRISON LABOR 9. STRENGTHENING FAMILIES ACT (INCLUDING CONJUGAL VISITS)
π¨ Led by the Free Alabama Movement, incarcerated workers across Alabama are ON STRIKE to protest brutal labor exploitation and inhumane conditions behind the walls π¨
Watch βThe Alabama Solutionβ doc and read on for ways to support their strike:
docs.proton.me/doc?mode=ope...
Breaking the courts (one of the few checks on the administration) is probably factored into their plans
10.02.2026 13:49 β π 17 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0A go-to for Trump when he was a developer was to stiff contractors then threaten to/actually sue them if they tried to collect. They often gave up because they couldn't afford the legal fees
He's basically doing nuisance suits meant to demoralize his opponents but in criminal court
yes.
10.02.2026 03:45 β π 270 π 39 π¬ 1 π 1This is literally what CURRENT LAW requires. Itβs in the Constitution! www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
10.02.2026 03:18 β π 11217 π 3122 π¬ 237 π 230i think this more than anything is what miller wants. vast detention camps with all of the suffering and death that means.
10.02.2026 03:56 β π 9256 π 2841 π¬ 340 π 1People need to realize that, along with citizens swept up in immigration raids, they have also detained citizens for being involved in activism.
10.02.2026 03:59 β π 1380 π 389 π¬ 5 π 4AOC on DHS Warehouses: I think every American should be alarmed. They are buildingβand have builtβa black box system that disappears people, both immigrants and U.S. citizens alike.
10.02.2026 01:30 β π 38484 π 13761 π¬ 793 π 558That Ring βsearch partyβ ad was unsubtle enough that even my 10yo watched it and was like βare they gonna use this for ICE?β
09.02.2026 03:46 β π 4514 π 869 π¬ 72 π 39Yeah Iβm looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and hereβs the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way
09.02.2026 04:13 β π 5400 π 1432 π¬ 55 π 39two.
09.02.2026 05:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0*this* exactly.
09.02.2026 04:05 β π 55 π 10 π¬ 1 π 0can we ask Raphael when It will Happen
09.02.2026 01:56 β π 68 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming
09.02.2026 02:30 β π 5988 π 1790 π¬ 107 π 926βYes, weβre helping ICE kidnap your neighbors and cops surveil your communities but also every now and then we might find a dog.β β Ring
09.02.2026 02:10 β π 106 π 30 π¬ 1 π 0Rapists all the way down
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