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Wow Enthusiast. Chief Product Officer at The Onion. Resume includes Tumblr, Stumbleupon, Getty Images, and NYC's finest Exotic Cheese Shoppe. uppercasesmileyface.com

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13.02.2026 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1439    πŸ” 300    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4

my cousin's father and grandfather both died of colon cancer, and his doctor had to lie to help him get a colonoscopy covered at age 40

you know a system is working well when its most trusted members have to lie to get the right thing done

12.02.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 305    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

This move, based on long-debunked climate-change denialism, will throw gasoline on America's home-insurance and health-insurance fires

Gift link to my column for @opinion.bloomberg.com

www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...

12.02.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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Trump's EPA Rollbacks Will Reverberate for 'Decades' The agency’s planned repeal of a cornerstone of US climate rules is part of an aggressive deregulatory agenda whose effects on the environment will outlast the president.

Trump is dismantling a key tenet of climate rules. Here’s how it fits into his broader EPA vision.

12.02.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

Teen girls are some of the most disrespected people on Earth

12.02.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump Just Blew American Climate Policy to Smithereens President Trump and EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin announced the repeal of the endangerment finding, the legal bedrock for the agency's actions against planet-warming pollution.

Trump Just Blew American Climate Policy to Smithereens gizmodo.com/trump-just-b...

12.02.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Idaho families sue over immigration raid that swept up hundreds, including U.S. citizens β€” NBC News About 400 people, including children and U.S. citizens, were detained for four hours while they were denied food and water in the raid, according to the lawsuit.

More than 400 people, including hundreds of citizens, were β€œsorted” at gun point into racial and ethnic groups by 200 ICE agents who fired flash-bang grenades into cars with people inside, pointed guns at children & demanded their zip tied parents not comfort them. apple.news/Ausdx6kWtT0e...

12.02.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7089    πŸ” 3752    πŸ’¬ 222    πŸ“Œ 586

this is so exceedingly bad.

12.02.2026 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
OpenAI Introduces Premium Video Generator For White House Advisors Manipulating Trump

OpenAI Introduces Premium Video Generator For White House Advisors Manipulating Trump

OpenAI Introduces Premium Video Generator For White House Advisors Manipulating Trump https://theonion.com/openai-introduces-premium-video-generator-for-white-house-advisors-manipulating-trump/

12.02.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 881    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 6

this is bad bad bad and unsustainable.

12.02.2026 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hochul wants to rollback NY’s climate/jobs law in the budget.

That’s after years of failing to take the basic actions to implement it. She took the side of the gas lobby.

A court’s ordering her to act, but she’s appealing that order.

She wants to amend the law.😑

And there’s near zero coverage!

12.02.2026 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just take a look at this and remember, Pam Bondi's concern here was not with any of the victims of these crimes but with the nosy Democrats who actually gave a shit about them.

12.02.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5188    πŸ” 1659    πŸ’¬ 108    πŸ“Œ 37

TURN ON UNRIVALED 1-on-1 RIGHT NOW!!!!

12.02.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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SUPPORT
THE STRIKERS
The Free Alabama Movement has announced a work strike, set to begin on Sunday, February 8. Incarcerated people across Alabama are answering the call and refusing to participate in their exploitation and oppression. "This nonviolent comes in response to decades of unconstitutional sentencing practices, forced prison labor, and the ongoing humanitarian crisis throughout Alabama's prison system," FAM leaders said in a statement.
Read the list of demands below and stand in solidarity with the strikers of the Free Alabama Movement.

DEMANDS
1. REPEAL ALABAMA'S HABITUAL FELONY OFFENDER ACT (HOA)
2. MAKE THE PRESUMPTIVE SENTENCING GUIDELINES RETROACTIVE
3. MAKE HJR 575 RETROACTIVE (DRIVE-BY-SHOOTING STATUE REFORM)
4. FIRST-TIME OFFENDER/CAPITAL MURDER
REFORM BILL
5. PAROLE BOARD REFORM AND CRITERIA
6. MEDICAL FURLOUGH/COMPASSIONATE
RELEASE EXPANSION
7. STATEWIDE CONVICTION REVIEW UNIT
8. ABOLISH FORCED PRISON LABOR
9. STRENGTHENING FAMILIES ACT (INCLUDING CONJUGAL VISITS)

Text: SUPPORT THE STRIKERS The Free Alabama Movement has announced a work strike, set to begin on Sunday, February 8. Incarcerated people across Alabama are answering the call and refusing to participate in their exploitation and oppression. "This nonviolent comes in response to decades of unconstitutional sentencing practices, forced prison labor, and the ongoing humanitarian crisis throughout Alabama's prison system," FAM leaders said in a statement. Read the list of demands below and stand in solidarity with the strikers of the Free Alabama Movement. DEMANDS 1. REPEAL ALABAMA'S HABITUAL FELONY OFFENDER ACT (HOA) 2. MAKE THE PRESUMPTIVE SENTENCING GUIDELINES RETROACTIVE 3. MAKE HJR 575 RETROACTIVE (DRIVE-BY-SHOOTING STATUE REFORM) 4. FIRST-TIME OFFENDER/CAPITAL MURDER REFORM BILL 5. PAROLE BOARD REFORM AND CRITERIA 6. MEDICAL FURLOUGH/COMPASSIONATE RELEASE EXPANSION 7. STATEWIDE CONVICTION REVIEW UNIT 8. ABOLISH FORCED PRISON LABOR 9. STRENGTHENING FAMILIES ACT (INCLUDING CONJUGAL VISITS)

🚨 Led by the Free Alabama Movement, incarcerated workers across Alabama are ON STRIKE to protest brutal labor exploitation and inhumane conditions behind the walls 🚨

Watch β€˜The Alabama Solution” doc and read on for ways to support their strike:
docs.proton.me/doc?mode=ope...

11.02.2026 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 328    πŸ” 163    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3
11.02.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4689    πŸ” 813    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 12

Breaking the courts (one of the few checks on the administration) is probably factored into their plans

10.02.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A go-to for Trump when he was a developer was to stiff contractors then threaten to/actually sue them if they tried to collect. They often gave up because they couldn't afford the legal fees

He's basically doing nuisance suits meant to demoralize his opponents but in criminal court

10.02.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 182    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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yes.

10.02.2026 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 270    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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This is literally what CURRENT LAW requires. It’s in the Constitution! www.politico.com/news/2026/02...

10.02.2026 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 11217    πŸ” 3122    πŸ’¬ 237    πŸ“Œ 230

i think this more than anything is what miller wants. vast detention camps with all of the suffering and death that means.

10.02.2026 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 9256    πŸ” 2841    πŸ’¬ 340    πŸ“Œ 1

People need to realize that, along with citizens swept up in immigration raids, they have also detained citizens for being involved in activism.

10.02.2026 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1380    πŸ” 389    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4
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AOC on DHS Warehouses: I think every American should be alarmed. They are buildingβ€”and have builtβ€”a black box system that disappears people, both immigrants and U.S. citizens alike.

10.02.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 38484    πŸ” 13761    πŸ’¬ 793    πŸ“Œ 558

That Ring β€œsearch party” ad was unsubtle enough that even my 10yo watched it and was like β€œare they gonna use this for ICE?”

09.02.2026 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4514    πŸ” 869    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 39

Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way

09.02.2026 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5400    πŸ” 1432    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 39

two.

09.02.2026 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*this* exactly.

09.02.2026 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

can we ask Raphael when It will Happen

09.02.2026 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming

09.02.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5988    πŸ” 1790    πŸ’¬ 107    πŸ“Œ 926

β€œYes, we’re helping ICE kidnap your neighbors and cops surveil your communities but also every now and then we might find a dog.” β€” Ring

09.02.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Rapists all the way down

09.02.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

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