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Wow Enthusiast. Chief Product Officer at The Onion. Resume includes Tumblr, Stumbleupon, Getty Images, and NYC's finest Exotic Cheese Shoppe. uppercasesmileyface.com

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this is so exceedingly bad.

12.02.2026 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
OpenAI Introduces Premium Video Generator For White House Advisors Manipulating Trump

OpenAI Introduces Premium Video Generator For White House Advisors Manipulating Trump

OpenAI Introduces Premium Video Generator For White House Advisors Manipulating Trump https://theonion.com/openai-introduces-premium-video-generator-for-white-house-advisors-manipulating-trump/

12.02.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 772    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 6

this is bad bad bad and unsustainable.

12.02.2026 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hochul wants to rollback NY’s climate/jobs law in the budget.

That’s after years of failing to take the basic actions to implement it. She took the side of the gas lobby.

A court’s ordering her to act, but she’s appealing that order.

She wants to amend the law.😑

And there’s near zero coverage!

12.02.2026 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just take a look at this and remember, Pam Bondi's concern here was not with any of the victims of these crimes but with the nosy Democrats who actually gave a shit about them.

12.02.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4932    πŸ” 1582    πŸ’¬ 106    πŸ“Œ 36

TURN ON UNRIVALED 1-on-1 RIGHT NOW!!!!

12.02.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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SUPPORT
THE STRIKERS
The Free Alabama Movement has announced a work strike, set to begin on Sunday, February 8. Incarcerated people across Alabama are answering the call and refusing to participate in their exploitation and oppression. "This nonviolent comes in response to decades of unconstitutional sentencing practices, forced prison labor, and the ongoing humanitarian crisis throughout Alabama's prison system," FAM leaders said in a statement.
Read the list of demands below and stand in solidarity with the strikers of the Free Alabama Movement.

DEMANDS
1. REPEAL ALABAMA'S HABITUAL FELONY OFFENDER ACT (HOA)
2. MAKE THE PRESUMPTIVE SENTENCING GUIDELINES RETROACTIVE
3. MAKE HJR 575 RETROACTIVE (DRIVE-BY-SHOOTING STATUE REFORM)
4. FIRST-TIME OFFENDER/CAPITAL MURDER
REFORM BILL
5. PAROLE BOARD REFORM AND CRITERIA
6. MEDICAL FURLOUGH/COMPASSIONATE
RELEASE EXPANSION
7. STATEWIDE CONVICTION REVIEW UNIT
8. ABOLISH FORCED PRISON LABOR
9. STRENGTHENING FAMILIES ACT (INCLUDING CONJUGAL VISITS)

Text: SUPPORT THE STRIKERS The Free Alabama Movement has announced a work strike, set to begin on Sunday, February 8. Incarcerated people across Alabama are answering the call and refusing to participate in their exploitation and oppression. "This nonviolent comes in response to decades of unconstitutional sentencing practices, forced prison labor, and the ongoing humanitarian crisis throughout Alabama's prison system," FAM leaders said in a statement. Read the list of demands below and stand in solidarity with the strikers of the Free Alabama Movement. DEMANDS 1. REPEAL ALABAMA'S HABITUAL FELONY OFFENDER ACT (HOA) 2. MAKE THE PRESUMPTIVE SENTENCING GUIDELINES RETROACTIVE 3. MAKE HJR 575 RETROACTIVE (DRIVE-BY-SHOOTING STATUE REFORM) 4. FIRST-TIME OFFENDER/CAPITAL MURDER REFORM BILL 5. PAROLE BOARD REFORM AND CRITERIA 6. MEDICAL FURLOUGH/COMPASSIONATE RELEASE EXPANSION 7. STATEWIDE CONVICTION REVIEW UNIT 8. ABOLISH FORCED PRISON LABOR 9. STRENGTHENING FAMILIES ACT (INCLUDING CONJUGAL VISITS)

🚨 Led by the Free Alabama Movement, incarcerated workers across Alabama are ON STRIKE to protest brutal labor exploitation and inhumane conditions behind the walls 🚨

Watch β€˜The Alabama Solution” doc and read on for ways to support their strike:
docs.proton.me/doc?mode=ope...

11.02.2026 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 317    πŸ” 159    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3
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Breaking the courts (one of the few checks on the administration) is probably factored into their plans

10.02.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A go-to for Trump when he was a developer was to stiff contractors then threaten to/actually sue them if they tried to collect. They often gave up because they couldn't afford the legal fees

He's basically doing nuisance suits meant to demoralize his opponents but in criminal court

10.02.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 182    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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yes.

10.02.2026 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 270    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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This is literally what CURRENT LAW requires. It’s in the Constitution! www.politico.com/news/2026/02...

10.02.2026 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 11204    πŸ” 3118    πŸ’¬ 237    πŸ“Œ 230

i think this more than anything is what miller wants. vast detention camps with all of the suffering and death that means.

10.02.2026 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 9253    πŸ” 2840    πŸ’¬ 340    πŸ“Œ 1

People need to realize that, along with citizens swept up in immigration raids, they have also detained citizens for being involved in activism.

10.02.2026 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1379    πŸ” 389    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4
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AOC on DHS Warehouses: I think every American should be alarmed. They are buildingβ€”and have builtβ€”a black box system that disappears people, both immigrants and U.S. citizens alike.

10.02.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 38471    πŸ” 13751    πŸ’¬ 793    πŸ“Œ 558

That Ring β€œsearch party” ad was unsubtle enough that even my 10yo watched it and was like β€œare they gonna use this for ICE?”

09.02.2026 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4513    πŸ” 869    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 38

Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way

09.02.2026 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5399    πŸ” 1432    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 39

two.

09.02.2026 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*this* exactly.

09.02.2026 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

can we ask Raphael when It will Happen

09.02.2026 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming

09.02.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5987    πŸ” 1790    πŸ’¬ 107    πŸ“Œ 926

β€œYes, we’re helping ICE kidnap your neighbors and cops surveil your communities but also every now and then we might find a dog.” β€” Ring

09.02.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 106    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Rapists all the way down

09.02.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I need one of these costumes please

09.02.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the TaΓ­nos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

09.02.2026 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 20620    πŸ” 5278    πŸ’¬ 108    πŸ“Œ 179
A yellow "caution wet floor" standee. The bottom is flared so it looks like a banana peel.

A yellow "caution wet floor" standee. The bottom is flared so it looks like a banana peel.

Standee, deployed

Standee, deployed

This object is a legitimate masterpiece of design

08.02.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5273    πŸ” 1142    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 23

Bring on the asteroid

08.02.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

"meats and ferments" bro talks like an alien who's here to eat humans and is trying desperately to hide it

08.02.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 139    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Bless them

08.02.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 784    πŸ” 169    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 5
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Donate to Support for Washington Post international employees, organized by Michelle Lee Among the hundreds of journalists laid off by The Washington Post on … Michelle Lee needs your support for Support for Washington Post international employees

Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries.

One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.

Abolish the billionaire class:

08.02.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 7170    πŸ” 3750    πŸ’¬ 166    πŸ“Œ 466

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