Why did the toad cross the road? 🐸

Hahahah I saw that. Maybe more people will migrate this way if it keeps malfunctioning

I need my threads moots here 😞

Nope. Can’t breathe either. The female respiratory system is also through the vagina.

Seize the means of silliness

Timeless classic 😍

The biggest trial in Meta's history starts today. Here's what to know The government plans to call Mark Zuckerberg and Sheryl Sandberg to the witness stand. The trial is expected to run nearly two months in a federal courtroom in Washington.

The government plans to call Mark Zuckerberg and Sheryl Sandberg to the witness stand. The trial is expected to run nearly two months in a federal courtroom in Washington.

Okay I made a sim of him and we woohoo’d, but then he was abducted by aliens and now he’s the one that’s pregnant 👽

They are okay but not my favorite lol

All side boobs are winners heheh 🥇

Washed up artist that hasn’t released anything relevant in the music industry in years desperately clinging to fame by cozying up to fascists 😑 what is this timeline

Feeling like a lil’ devil in my red dress 😈

#brunette #redlips #latina #ravenhair #naughty #sexy

Screaming hornily into the void

Some guy: illegally blocks congress’ access to dept of education

~what authority does he have? Who is he?

Congress: idk just some guy

Glad to be represented by elected officials that can be thwarted by just some guy 👍🏽

Why does video quality go to absolute shite here 😭

Pls 🥺

#petite #brunette #cute #sexy #nerdy

Do you have people on here who know you irl? Anything you post online has risk of surfacing irl but that’s increased if friends irl you think you trust are also on here.

Unless you’re applying for childcare work or jobs with gov clearance it’s unlikely an employer is going to do a deep dive

Safe in which regard?

Is it supposed to be a form of orgasm denial? Because I’d def come

I want to love it here

I’m so tired of a certain group wanting to take credit for who they believe are their ancestors while also not wanting to take any credit for the atrocities they committed.

A few things that I learned by advising & training Dutch nonprofits and activist on resilience against #onlinehate that might be useful in other contexts.

👋 how’s the view from up there? Looking good from down here 😍

😢

Looking so adorable 🥰

I love how the original article also used egg puns 😂 no one could resist

Absurdly cute 😭

Hot

We are sorry eh 😔

They should at least give it a try