Meg Ralph

I am once again asking for Kansas City to get a Pro Volleyball Federation team already

Petition to make Adventurefuls permanent cookies. How are we out already

I just need everyone to know that I loved em dashes long before AI showed up and I swear I wrote that even if it doesn't look like it

I never miss old Twitter quite as much as during Superbowl halftime/awards show season

8: Mom?
Yep
8: Were you alive in the 1000s?
Yep

😑

I want a candle that smells like the air that comes out when they open the window to take your order at Andy's Frozen Custard

Drop the link call them out

Wild that we went with snow bibs when snowveralls was right there

Content idea courtesy @michaelcralph.bsky.social

The lioness does not concern herself with how the dishwasher is loaded

Liquid IV is the greatest scam that I willingly fall for every time

“2. Speak at City Hall in SUPPORT of something good for your city, rather than just going to oppose things. And before you oppose something (such as well-designed density, new housing choices, or affordable housing), think carefully about who it’s meant to help, and put yourself in their place.”

Happy "One day a year that I wish I had a mega mansion big enough for a Christmas Tree Closet ™️" to me

Homes over businesses line a street in the French quarter of new Orleans

All I wanted for Christmas was some density

Hear me out: wrapping a gift or two everyday is so much better than staying up until 2 a.m. on Christmas eve

BUS RIDES IN CITES SHOULD BE FREE.

Yeah I guess that's my church

Waking up excited to consume the news is a weird feeling in 2025

@skcopeland.bsky.social ty for coming along for the typo correction

There comes a point, 60% of the way through every poké bowl, where you're just like... I don't know about this meal man

What if we turn the clocks back a year instead of an hour

Alt:

Kids: cool, you do you

Adults: could we just not

Yes this reads like pitches from every bad ND I've ever had

Anyone who has worked in TV News has had this news director

Does Minted have any of those "WHAT A YEAR" Christmas cards leftover from COVID because

Do NOT invite me your Teams meeting I won't come

Maybe a really good Green Day album would save us

Love it when my bsky header pops up relevant

It truly slapped on the Pure Moods infomercial

Diet Coke pouring into a glass

I drink that brown liquor