DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, notβ listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patientβs name?
DR: Now look
02.02.2026 03:58 β π 4805 π 973 π¬ 1 π 20
I just wanna say that THESE BOOKS ARE SO MUCH FUN. Bad-ass women who are out to make their world a better place by any means necessary. Get them from your library!
02.02.2026 02:50 β π 28 π 8 π¬ 0 π 0
The NYT really writing a piece about Kendrick "missing an opportunity to make a larger statement" and picked THIS PHOTO for the story lmao
10.02.2025 15:09 β π 1650 π 224 π¬ 58 π 15
I mean, he told me and I told people
02.02.2026 02:33 β π 244 π 45 π¬ 3 π 1
This is a skeet about Chotiner and it is correct.
01.02.2026 23:47 β π 116 π 16 π¬ 0 π 0
We all love Chotiner making his clever little remarks but he has been on a run of feeling so (correctly) disdainful of his subjects that itβs bordering on him going
Chotiner: so youβre just a big piece of shit arenβt ya?
Doug Warcrime: I guess so
Chotiner: seems that way
02.02.2026 00:02 β π 1216 π 102 π¬ 21 π 2
CHOTINER: When youβre at Chipotle, you get to choose a salsa. Which one do you get?
ME: Well I get the pico. But also the hot
CHOTINER: But on Bluesky you saidβ
ME: Yes, also the corn. And also the medium
CHOTINER: So (pause) all four?
ME: Thereβs no rule saying only one, okay?
CHOTINER: Okay
24.09.2025 22:51 β π 375 π 26 π¬ 15 π 7
The reason you can tell that AI doesnβt actually have intelligence or reasoning ability is that it didnβt respond by asking the person why they have a job
02.02.2026 01:37 β π 342 π 26 π¬ 4 π 0
I didn't need this personal attack
02.02.2026 01:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
one thing that's great about Bluesky is when there's new Chotiner piece we all meet up like fans of a band for a surprise listening party
01.02.2026 23:40 β π 2632 π 269 π¬ 26 π 8
Red tailed hawk on ground standing with wings up had folded
Hawk pants
Red-tailed Hawk π·πΏπͺΆ
31.01.2026 16:51 β π 1475 π 284 π¬ 42 π 27
The way he went after Kathryn let me know he was untrustworthy
02.02.2026 01:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
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AxIOS
4. 41 fun thing: Chat GPT on Shapiro's book
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Illustration: Allie Carl/Axios
* Democrats are buzzing about Shapiro's new memoir, "Where We Keep the Light." So, after uploading a PDF of the text, we asked Chat GPT to write a New Yorker-style review, with a focus on prose and literary qualities. The result:
β’ "That prosecutorial voice - confident, linear, resistant to ambiguity - is the book's dominant sound," ChatGPT concluded.
"Shapiro is at his most characteristic when he writes in triads and clipped imperatives β language built for breath and cadence, the kind you can imagine being underlined on a note card. 'Listen, feel, do' he instructs at one point, compressing a whole governing philosophy into three blunt verbs."
β’ With a subtle jab only a New Yorker reader could love, it added: "Even the jokes tend toward the utilitarian."
- Alex Thompson
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02.02.2026 01:23 β π 166 π 10 π¬ 18 π 9
Gotta tell them you need them to be ready to "go the distance"
(RHOSLC watchers know what's up)
02.02.2026 01:23 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I can't stop laughing about how we wrote a trilogy about lady book nerds fighting tech bros with community organizing and 3d printers and 6 years later a bunch of lady book nerds Nick Fury'd the whistle avengers. π
02.02.2026 01:17 β π 442 π 47 π¬ 7 π 5
CHOTINER: And the pizza place, whatβs it called?
ME: Dominos.
CHOTINER: Right. And you can order from your laptop?
ME: Yeah. Well, I can also use my phone. Sometimes thatβs quicker.
CHOTINER: And all the food in your fridge and pantry. When do you eat that?
ME: Now hang on a second,
23.09.2025 22:17 β π 2289 π 361 π¬ 9 π 12
Fluffy gray tabby with exceptional whiskers and ear tufts. He is upside down with his front feet up in bunny-mode, chin to the sky, a bristled white spray of whiskers rising up and his lone fag sticking out.
consider if you will: this cat and his fang
01.02.2026 21:10 β π 688 π 68 π¬ 20 π 3
lol if Isaac Chotiner says "I see" to you, your reputation as a person of any merit is done. Kaputt. Over. Chotiner's "I see" is Vinnie saying "He's gone and we couldn't do nothin' about it" in Goodfellas
01.02.2026 23:46 β π 1346 π 119 π¬ 11 π 0
There is a very similar pattern for Black over-representation in the military, which is often the employer of last resort in a society with rampant labor market discrimination keeping folks out of other jobs.
01.02.2026 22:45 β π 565 π 164 π¬ 10 π 4
I will never take the chance and answer this man's phone call
02.02.2026 01:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Chotiner shot that man right in the face with his own gun and he never heard the *click*.
02.02.2026 00:02 β π 4580 π 849 π¬ 72 π 80
Thanks for this! February is my edit book proposal and make some final decisions around querying month so this is coming at the perfect time.
01.02.2026 23:18 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
As I've considered writing a book, I've gotten clear messages about this agency (sharing a link someone else provided that does a good summary)
newrepublic.com/article/1548...
01.02.2026 22:55 β π 172 π 68 π¬ 2 π 5
A Texas Democrat Just Won a Stunning Upset. What Does It Mean for November?
Taylor Rehmetβs victory over Leigh Wambsganss in a state Senate special election was low turnout, but the numbers send a message.
"Rehmet believed the core message of his campaignβworking-class solidarityβcould be the glue in a winning coalition of unions, progressives, blue-collar voters, and disaffected Republicans. Early analysis indicates just how much that was true."
01.02.2026 22:49 β π 197 π 57 π¬ 7 π 1
No, I've never listened to that
01.02.2026 22:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Dominique, do not try to work this into the essay you've already written that mentions ol' Marc
01.02.2026 21:42 β π 12 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
Finally, I get what the youths mean
01.02.2026 21:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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