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he/she voted usa's most handsome man to ever paralyze a texas ranger

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Post image 13.08.2025 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

chow yun fat should have been wearing this at the end of Hard Boiled

13.08.2025 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 354    ๐Ÿ” 54    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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conversely if theyre like "ohhhh theyre the 8th favorite this might be hard poor baby" it means shes about to put opera in the ground apparently

13.08.2025 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i agonized over this one for a while for some reason like i kept opening paint to do it and then not doing it

12.08.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 109    ๐Ÿ” 52    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

theyll say this about winning ticket like buddy u dont know shit about ticket

13.08.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FEDERAL AGENT PULLED FROM THE FINAL STAGES OF A TEN YEAR INVESTIGATION TO CAPTURE THE KILLER RESPONSIBLE FOR THE "HOUSTON HATCHETMAN" SERIAL MURDERS TO PATROL TOURISTS ON THE NATIONAL MALL: hey. you can't vape there

12.08.2025 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3979    ๐Ÿ” 810    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

she should have been in her 2nd year of junior high and he should have been in his first week of high school and by the end of the manga shes a first year and hes a third year at the same school. this shit is so easy takeuchi

12.08.2025 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

usagi and mamoru should have been two years apart

12.08.2025 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every time someone is talking about D&D's problems I'm like "LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT GARY GYGAX -" because the answer to "why is D&D like this" is always "Gary Gygax was a far-right freak who did not read actual history or mythology and egregiously misunderstood Tolkien"

12.08.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 254    ๐Ÿ” 100    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

we open on him bunnied out and then flash back to the most absurd hour and a half leading up to this moment

12.08.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

of his own volition? no. but hes the kinda guy fate would conspire to shove into one

12.08.2025 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i need to run this freak once im off the nattie grind

12.08.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

feel like a tickezo expert by now this horse is so ass

12.08.2025 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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we finally fucking did it

12.08.2025 14:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tremors
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EVERYONE SHUT UP

TREMORS IS ON YOUTUBE FOR FREE

youtu.be/GHB9pqO5tCs?...

12.08.2025 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 831    ๐Ÿ” 422    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49
A tweet of a breakfast that says "Buttermilk pancakes with blueberry lavender compote topped with whipped maple butter and local heather honey" and a picture of these ingredients.
A quote retweet that says "Going to Dennyโ€™s and ordering the Annihilation breakfast", because the picture looks like the scene where there's a person spread on the wall full of colorful fungi.

A tweet of a breakfast that says "Buttermilk pancakes with blueberry lavender compote topped with whipped maple butter and local heather honey" and a picture of these ingredients. A quote retweet that says "Going to Dennyโ€™s and ordering the Annihilation breakfast", because the picture looks like the scene where there's a person spread on the wall full of colorful fungi.

please I'm dying lmaoooo

10.08.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1317    ๐Ÿ” 260    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
Lando Norris, barely in frame, waving at the camera.

Lando Norris, barely in frame, waving at the camera.

Following incidents in last week's Mecha Monday, I've decided to confront my own behavior head-on.

This week's mecha game is F1 25.

Live now. See you there.

www.twitch.tv/ravenwingen

#vtuber #vtuberuprising #racinggame

12.08.2025 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

like shes stupid and happy what more do they want. i wish i was stupid and happy

12.08.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my dumb as rocks pocket rocket horse is winning miles she formerly couldnt run and its all thanks to the power of gaslighting

12.08.2025 00:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

on a weekly basis the uma sub will get a post to the tune of "i feel bad lying to bakushin ๐Ÿ™"

pussies

12.08.2025 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

has anyone popular done a pink samurai femroe yet. has that happened. is it still my idea

11.08.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/...

10.08.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 93    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol i was reading about this the other day

11.08.2025 12:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tenno Sho 2022. Our subject is Silver Sonic (a son of Orfevre, Stay Gold Clan always at the scene of the crime). As the gates open, Silver Sonic dumps his jockey. The crowd cheers on as Silver Sonic runs a (disqualified) second.

Maybe hyped up by the cheers, Silver Sonic makes an attempt to jump over the outside barrier fence, but clips his legs and crashes down to the ground. He flails around for a bit and then completely stops moving. The cheers quickly turn silent as everyone fears the worst.

Tenno Sho 2022. Our subject is Silver Sonic (a son of Orfevre, Stay Gold Clan always at the scene of the crime). As the gates open, Silver Sonic dumps his jockey. The crowd cheers on as Silver Sonic runs a (disqualified) second. Maybe hyped up by the cheers, Silver Sonic makes an attempt to jump over the outside barrier fence, but clips his legs and crashes down to the ground. He flails around for a bit and then completely stops moving. The cheers quickly turn silent as everyone fears the worst.

His team and veterinarians run over to do a check on him, his groom in tears. After nearly two straight minutes of lying motionless, Silver Sonic pops right up to his feet, as if nothing happened. His team said that he was just sulking on the ground while chewing grass, obviously knowing that he just ate shit in front of a tens of thousands of people.

In his next two starts, he would win the only graded races of his career.

His team and veterinarians run over to do a check on him, his groom in tears. After nearly two straight minutes of lying motionless, Silver Sonic pops right up to his feet, as if nothing happened. His team said that he was just sulking on the ground while chewing grass, obviously knowing that he just ate shit in front of a tens of thousands of people. In his next two starts, he would win the only graded races of his career.

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what the hell is wrong with the gold family of horses LMAO

10.08.2025 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 598    ๐Ÿ” 296    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15
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Kamen Rider Stronger (1975)
Episode 11

11.08.2025 07:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 151    ๐Ÿ” 55    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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love and adore blue cats. dont think i know a single person who has one

11.08.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pulling up a rainbow track on youtube and all the comments are like "long live the 80s" or whatever can u guys stop fucking embarrassing me

11.08.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i think they go way too fucking hard on combat encounters sometimes but otherwise its not like. bad. does a lot of things great even

11.08.2025 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is three of the four i want to career the most just kill me

10.08.2025 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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