richie ★

hey

spending sunday morning in bed reading while my wife plays guitar, heaven on earth fr

obsessed w this photo

dear christ nothing pisses me off more than people purposefully misunderstanding me holy shit

hey @willjinkies.com many moons ago on tw*tter i told you i'd update you on my arms and i just want to tell you i'm working out again And bought a pull up bar

obsessed w this photo

LMAOOO

i have insane pain tolerance when it comes to tattoos and piercings but i took a 4am shower to relieve my chronic body pain and i felt better but i leaned against the wall for a single second and now my whole shoulder and arm hurt. what's going on

there are drugs in this song

relistening to gnx and making baked mac and cheese at 11:33pm yes god

before my wife got home i was freezing in a sweatshirt sweatpants and socks and now she's home and suddenly i'm fucking boiling lmfaoo

also re: hivemind last night i was watching the worst songs bracket and woke ash up bc i was laughing so hard i couldn’t breathe and had a coughing fit

with ur wife may i add

me every time hivemind mentions delaware: omg they literally love me so much

the sky is gorgeous this morning :3

"somehow, palpatine has returned" will haunt me for the rest of my days i know oscar isaac was pissed they made him say that shit

maintenance left a whole entire cart in a guest's bathroom.

my wife:

i believe you can fix it

“Feeling grateful?”
Did you mean: Immense guilt that you don’t deserve it and should probably apologize

i hope chappell roan is even meaner in 2025 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

"we need another bank, we need backup, you're too rich!!" thank you graydon

it has been the longest and hardest day of my life (extremely derogatory) but i'm getting married soon so i guess i'll be ok

i don't believe in blocking people with different views. i think that everybody should listen to everybody else all of the time. i believe that everyone should quit their jobs and stop sleeping so that they can read all of the posts and consider all of the perspectives

hello fascination by breathe carolina is one of my all time favorite albums i will never not love this album i've been bumping it since release day

alright well i did everything i needed to do and i've only been here an hour so. this shift is going to be way too fucking long <3

EXHAUSTED lesbian "does his job" (i'm actually doing my job rn)

just checked someone in who was born in 03 and he's like a whole adult. that doesn't make sense at all i fear

bird app recycle because i cannot believe

save me wawa ceasar salad save me