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28.01.2025 23:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@elfportal.bsky.social
27 • he/they • free palestine • dyke • married
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28.01.2025 23:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0spending sunday morning in bed reading while my wife plays guitar, heaven on earth fr
01.12.2024 15:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0obsessed w this photo
01.12.2024 11:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0dear christ nothing pisses me off more than people purposefully misunderstanding me holy shit
30.11.2024 06:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hey @willjinkies.com many moons ago on tw*tter i told you i'd update you on my arms and i just want to tell you i'm working out again And bought a pull up bar
29.11.2024 21:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0obsessed w this photo
29.11.2024 21:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1LMAOOO
29.11.2024 21:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i have insane pain tolerance when it comes to tattoos and piercings but i took a 4am shower to relieve my chronic body pain and i felt better but i leaned against the wall for a single second and now my whole shoulder and arm hurt. what's going on
28.11.2024 09:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0there are drugs in this song
27.11.2024 23:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0relistening to gnx and making baked mac and cheese at 11:33pm yes god
27.11.2024 04:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0before my wife got home i was freezing in a sweatshirt sweatpants and socks and now she's home and suddenly i'm fucking boiling lmfaoo
26.11.2024 23:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0also re: hivemind last night i was watching the worst songs bracket and woke ash up bc i was laughing so hard i couldn’t breathe and had a coughing fit
26.11.2024 22:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0with ur wife may i add
26.11.2024 22:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0me every time hivemind mentions delaware: omg they literally love me so much
26.11.2024 22:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the sky is gorgeous this morning :3
24.11.2024 11:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"somehow, palpatine has returned" will haunt me for the rest of my days i know oscar isaac was pissed they made him say that shit
24.11.2024 03:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0maintenance left a whole entire cart in a guest's bathroom.
23.11.2024 07:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my wife:
23.11.2024 01:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i believe you can fix it
23.11.2024 01:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Feeling grateful?”
Did you mean: Immense guilt that you don’t deserve it and should probably apologize
i hope chappell roan is even meaner in 2025 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
20.11.2024 18:26 — 👍 13040 🔁 1777 💬 117 📌 42"we need another bank, we need backup, you're too rich!!" thank you graydon
22.11.2024 02:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0it has been the longest and hardest day of my life (extremely derogatory) but i'm getting married soon so i guess i'll be ok
22.11.2024 01:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i don't believe in blocking people with different views. i think that everybody should listen to everybody else all of the time. i believe that everyone should quit their jobs and stop sleeping so that they can read all of the posts and consider all of the perspectives
21.11.2024 14:03 — 👍 2780 🔁 289 💬 38 📌 6hello fascination by breathe carolina is one of my all time favorite albums i will never not love this album i've been bumping it since release day
20.11.2024 05:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0alright well i did everything i needed to do and i've only been here an hour so. this shift is going to be way too fucking long <3
19.11.2024 22:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0EXHAUSTED lesbian "does his job" (i'm actually doing my job rn)
19.11.2024 21:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0just checked someone in who was born in 03 and he's like a whole adult. that doesn't make sense at all i fear
19.11.2024 21:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bird app recycle because i cannot believe
17.11.2024 07:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0save me wawa ceasar salad save me
17.11.2024 07:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0