Beavis, Etc.

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FUCK I can’t believe I forgot Vinny Castilla

Canonically, they were Dante Bichette, Larry Walker, and Andres Galarraga

I like George Brett because I’m a Kansas Citian by birth, he’s one of the best hitters in the history of the game, and he looks almost exactly like one of my uncles (although my uncle never shit his pants in public as far as I know). The ska Vans are just a cherry on top

Doing the Price is Right horn rn

I think I still have my youth XL size one from the 90s at my parents’ house. Maybe I can still squeeze into it

That’s a great idea. For example, I love the burgers at Au Cheval but sometimes I’d rather eat them in a more casual setting. Maybe an enterprising restauranteur could look into that

I hear there’s some open real estate at the corner of Milwaukee and Damen. I think there used to be a Yeti store there or something. Maybe they can check it out and see if it suits them.

Jesse Singal, say what you will about the man; that he’s a creepy little pervert obsessed with children’s bodies; that he’s a hateful midwit with an inscrutable ax to grind; that in a different age, townspeople would throw rotten fruit at him, but he knows how to stay on message.

Even beyond the rancid content and perspective of the article, is there still an audience for this outside of his fellow cleverest little boy Substack Fauntleroy crowd?

Dads running out onto the stage like royal rumble

Finally, we’re gonna learn was Jesse Singal has to say about youth trans care. I was worried he’d never get to say his piece in a public forum

It’s really true

That’s right. We’re passionate fans (of the Cubs and public transportation)

Yeah I think the molestation is baked into the UK ruling class at a much more foundational level than it is here. Like, we’re kind of institutionalized molestation Johnny Come Latelys

they should invent a falling asleep on the couch that happens in bed

Yeah that’s probably accurate

Now that it is a fun fact

They’re both meatheads. I dunno, Puddy is obviously much funnier but I’m trying to make connections

Yeah the boys JV basketball team at my high school beat the girls varsity team. I’m going to base my beliefs around this into adulthood

Joey is David Puddy

Chandler and Ross are each one half of George. Monica is the Elaine. They don’t appear to have a Jerry to lead them. The Jerry throne has been left empty

Showing my offline, normie brother the ancient texts (Trump’s tweets about Vanity Fair)

And maybe some #taco’s

I think Kramer would treat her dismissively, much like he did the Kathy Griffin character who made the one woman show about how much she hated Jerry

I love a puffy down vest, but that’s about where I stop

Phoebe appears to be their Kramer

This Chandler motherfucker loves vests

One thing he managed to not Obungle

Jimi Hendrix: 'scuse me while I kiss the sky!!

Me age 12: He's going to kiss "this guy"?? LMFAO

Me age 16: (jacking off because he's going to kiss this guy