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@artificialmcb.bsky.social

Middle aged childless recluse.

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They cannot help themselves can they?

23.02.2026 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The next century+ belongs to China & they deserve it.

23.02.2026 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Analog mech should be a thing.

23.02.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know I keep thinking about how authoritarian consolidation really in the end comes down to how the military goes &…well…

23.02.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOh they’re so scary!”
Meanwhile actual pitties:

23.02.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*deep sigh* would.

23.02.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This man is going to have so much stuff named after him, holy crap.

23.02.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The wind is shaking the whole damn house.

23.02.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They want the concentration camps

23.02.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Counter point: it’s garbage outside & all I want to do is rot in bed forever

23.02.2026 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The aesthetic turn in dentistry really belies the fact that all dentistry, including orthodontics, is healthcare first & foremost. Good practitioners emphasize that. Hucksters selling you aligners on Instagram do not.

I learned the hard way.

23.02.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It also didn’t require an x-ray to look at the integrity of the tooth & bone beforehand.

Sad part is that my smile actually LOOKS better now but the aligners jumped from one position to the next too fast & my teeth never actually set which caused real damage.

23.02.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Invisalign should be fine because it’s designed & implemented under the direct supervision of an orthodontist. SDC basically worked under the assumption that moving teeth is actually very easy (it is!) but put everyone on a template treatment that didn’t account for individual anatomy.

23.02.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I got smiledirectclub aligners 10 years ago & they fucked up my jaw so badly I need a tooth extraction, a bone graft, & an implant put in. I might still need braces after that.

I cannot imagine what guys breaking their jaws on purpose will be dealing with for the rest of their lives.

23.02.2026 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As someone with ongoing jaw bone problems due to several dental mishaps that’s resulting in major surgery this year, I cannot fathom fucking with your jaw like this. The pain I experience sometimes is debilitating. They’re signing themselves up for a lifetime of absolutely hell.

23.02.2026 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Disappointing lack of blizzard pictures this morning.

23.02.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s me fr fr

22.02.2026 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What are we even fuckin doing here?

22.02.2026 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The laugh that just came out of me erupted up from the very bottom of my soul.

22.02.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s some bullshit for real.

22.02.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My SIL came up this weekend for a baby shower & basically had to skip it this morning because she needed to get back down before the parking ban. She’s real unhappy.

22.02.2026 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tidal effect? *laughs nervously in coastal town*

22.02.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yall are about to get absolutely dumped on huh

22.02.2026 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m going to end up logging off forever I swear to god.

22.02.2026 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
22.02.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a digital painting study of Billie Eilish’s 2022 gala gown, except her head is replaced with a furby

a digital painting study of Billie Eilish’s 2022 gala gown, except her head is replaced with a furby

21.02.2026 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1157    πŸ” 378    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 9

Someone should make Civil Rights Icon Driveway Basketball β€˜76 for the PS5

21.02.2026 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Good for her dot gif

21.02.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know how she hasn’t left his ass yet truly. Just the world’s biggest pile of shit.

21.02.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWelp can’t get home the trains aren’t running due to the strike & the cops are tear gassing the streets while it sleets. You wanna make a fire & drink the museum director’s bourbon?”

21.02.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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