Jess Zimbabwe

We actually have two on our property. They’re amazing. (The squirrels agree.)

Booooooo! We did not, but the mister just suggested we all charge all the power bricks we have. Hope yours is back on soon!

Same on the West Side. It is banging a huge walnut tree into our house in ways I’ve never heard before.

Yeah, this was bad. But a question that inane might be the best way to demonstrate the limitations of AI. What information does the internet have about his breakfast habits? I hope AI Dr. King would answer something absurd like “I made overnight oats and chia seeds from a recipe I found on TikTok!”

But in this case, she’s lobbying…the City of Chandler? I don’t think cities are going to each individually ban former members of congress.

wait did ronald reagan just say go blue jays

East Wing is for the laaaadiiiieeees!

(Well, and it should have been for Dougie, too, if this were a just world.)

Turns out: lots of people in a very expensive city identify with a person struggling financially to live in the same very expensive city. WHO KNEW?

Tennessee man’s heart still active nearly two minutes after execution, lawyer says Allegation raises further questions about death of Byron Black in execution lawyer says was ‘100% botched’

On principle, I don’t think we should kill people to say that killing people is wrong.

But if we can’t secure medical expertise (b/c doctors can’t ethically promote death) to insure that executions aren’t grotesque,
then we definitely shouldn’t do it.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

On Threads, the usual suspects are telling ppl about to lose SNAP benefits to just start a garden. As a gardener, I had to laugh. You need at LEAST an acre of land to feed a family of 4. Start-up costs are enormous. But yes, subsistence farming on the balcony of your rental apartment is the answer

Wow.

A photograph from the No 👑 march of Lowly Worm from Busytown driving his apple car labled "My Other Car os RFK Jrs' brain"

You know it!

Me holding a sign that says “the only king I answer to is Chinook salmon.”

I made a Pacific Northwest themed sign for #noKings today.

Seattle No Kings from the monorail

This is how I feel about 75% of complaints about air travel.

I’ve long thought we should close that end of Erskine, make that and the current Uptown Espresso lot into a plaza. The 5 way intersection is just stupid to cross on foot.

I disagree with you here.

I mean, I’m fine with saving it, but we gotta move it to, like, Golden Gate Park or something. It was built to back up against the elevated freeway and to block it visually and aurally. Now that the freeway is gone, it’s out of place, and blocks movement and views.

Thanks for sharing. Lovely story about your cousin, gone too soon.

Great game to cap a great season, Tigers.
Can’t wait for next year!

That is a booooolshit hit by pitch call.

Never should have let him visit Paris

From the Nobel Committee today:

“Democracy depends on people who refuse to stay silent, who dare to step forward despite grave risk, and who remind us that freedom must never be taken for granted, but must always be defended – with words, with courage and with determination.”

I swear, in about twenty years, wealthy countries are going to be competing for immigrants, and wondering why they didn't bring in a whole lot of people twenty years earlier so their grew-up-here kids would be ready to join the workforce.

I think they still do…for some of their shows. Which makes it sound like the decision lies with the artist, right?

It sounds like that is the case at _some_ of their shows, but not this one. And that makes it sound like it’s the choice of the artist, right?

Can Seattle folks help me out?

My 13yo’s favorite band is coming to town next month…to play only a 21+ show. I tagged the band in an instagram post to complain, and they responded that it was pi of their hands and up to the venue.

Have you seen an all ages show at The Crocodile before?

You know what it is

That's my MAN(sard)

Sorry, friend.