The Grumpy Old Troll

I've mocked, ridiculed and trolled MTG in the past, and with her positions and behavior, she probably had it coming.

That being said, there has to be room for redemption in this world. I'm taking her at her word about dialing back the rhetoric. Nothing changes if we don't give it a chance.

Not digging this new edition of Charlotte's Web.

Well, you need to have an investigation if you want to block release of the files due to an active investigation.

BREAKING: FCC Chairman Brendan Carr adding "Epstein" to the list of words you can't say on TV or radio.

Susan Collins may express some "concern."

a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag ALT: a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag

A reminder - last March, republicans promised to restore $1.1B in funding to DC in exchange for funding the government, and Mike Johnson never took it up in the House.

You might as well just say you are giving up on health care. Thune may give you a vote. You may even pass legislation in the Senate, but there isn't a chance in Hell that Mike Johnson even gives it a hearing. Cave now, and you hurt people for nothing.

Sanders: That is a totally meaningless gesture. You can get 100 votes here and it won't mean anything because the House is not going to take it up.

POLICE Masked police are secret police. Free societies don't have secret police.

BREAKING: Frito-Lay announces they are 100% behind the President in his efforts to name the new Washington Commanders stadium after himself. A corporate spokesperson said "We fully agree with President Trump and look forward to the opening of Cheeto Field."

BREAKING: Frito-Lay announces they are 100% behind the President in his efforts to name the new Washington Commanders stadium. A corporate spokesperson said "We fully agree with President Trump and look forward to the opening of Cheeto Field."

In all fairness to Trump, Dr Oz puts me to sleep too.

Wish people would take a moment to remember the victim, and offer thoughts and prayers to Officer Jimmy Johns as he recovers from the trauma of this incident. The man smelled the mustard, for God's sake.

It would be a shame if people started trolling Trump with Dark Mandami memes.

Got to be Ballroom Blitz. That would be Sweet. (I'll be here all week. Be sure and tip your waiter)

Joe Biden actually signed that pardon using the autopen he controls remotely using Hunter's laptop.

Most overheard thing at the White House last night.

Kid: "Mommy, look at that man's ghoul costume."

Stephen Miller: "I'm not in costume, you @%#$&!@ little terrorist!!!"

@timmiller.bsky.social Someone needs to warn Jeff Landry. If he lets Trump send in the Guard, a crack squad of Amphifa will be dispatched from Portland to Bourbon St.

Who would have ever guessed MAGA men were less than masculine?

Maybe a round table with the guys from Oceans 11?

Math has ties to terrorist organizations like al-gebra.

Wonder how many extra acres farmer Scott is gonna pick up at the bankruptcy auctions?

Tour medical units looking for that still Hawkeye and Trapper John had.

It's so weird telling my kid, "When I was your age, the Republicans favored a market economy and free trade."

Somebody should have asked "Would you still welcome him if he was planning to sign the Epstein discharge petition?"

Jesus answered, "My kingdom is not of this world."

Someone tell Chip the Bible is better for reading than it is for thumping.

The amphibious show the rest of the US cares about:

YouTube video by Binary Retro Clips The Hunt for Red October 1990 | Admiral Greer personally detonates the torpedo prior to impact |

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He does, however, get to keep the title Prince of Pedo