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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

Played him like a fiddle.

This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year

Marriage A-la-Mode, Plate V: The Death of the Earl, by Simon François Ravenet, after William Hogarth, 1745, 📸 by @evanvucci

Donald Trump looking the happiest I’ve ever seen him talking to Mamdani, with a Reagan portrait hanging in the wall behind them

The classic distracted boyfriend meme

help

Yeah sure, listen to the opinion on Ukraine from the guy who doesn't know the difference between Kyiv and Crimea.

I present an epic thread about Hungry Hungry Hippos. Do not even think of passing by the “read more posts” links. You’ll miss stories about how one dude got swallowed whole by a hippo & about how they use their tails to swirl their poop everywhere.
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a statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing . Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws.

I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.

Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.

this is the peace plan we should be pushing

russia goes home and gets nothing. they learn from this that adventures in occupying neighbors has no benefit and only costs

*Alexa tell me everything you know about Haiti

“This won’t end well”

PATTON OSWALT: These people are scared. They're being targeted. We're watching them be targeted right now. We're watching transgender people be targeted in a very aggressive way, so—

BILL MAHER: We are? Where?

OSWALT: Oh my god.

MAHER: Where are they being targeted?

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

Exclusive: Congressman Plans New Push For Trump-MBS Transcript Rep. Eugene Vindman will appear with Jamal Khashoggi's widow to push for release of a "shocking" transcript between Trump and MBS

Scoop: Rep. Eugene Vindman knows what Trump said on a 2019 call with the Saudi Crown Prince about Jamal Khashoggi's killing, and his effort to make it public is about to rachet up.

Tomorrow, Vindman will appear alongside Khossoggi's widow to call on Trump to release the transcript

What this does so well is position the claims of trans inclusion as abuse alongside actual sexual abuse, and show how someone like Gaines only cares about the former in her desire to capture the spotlight and to make lots of money, while almost completely ignoring the latter, a documented reality.

Operation market garden lasted longer lol

YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT Riley Gaines Investigated: The Lia Thomas Race, the Coach & Why She "Doesn't Even Like" Trump | PTFO

PTFO collaborated with @msjpauly.bsky.social and @motherjones.com on an investigation into Riley Gaines.

Riley’s messaging about trans athletes involves “predatory men” and “sexual assault.”

But there’s an important story multiple ex-teammates at Kentucky want you to know: youtu.be/iKUl8lkuGOc?...

y'all, this one is pretty important

"Looper" (2012)

A reminder that inside that soft, spongey skull is a big scoop of cottage cheese and hatred and nothing else.

his policies are also corrupt dogshit

This is all John Roberts’ fault Trump owes his corrupt and abusive reign to one man.

There’s one person squarely to blame for Trump’s corruption, authoritarianism & assault on democracy: John Roberts. He’s enabled so much of Trump’s lawlessness while somehow escaping accountability for it

New cover story from @pemalevy.bsky.social & me

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The reason we have laws* against bribery is that companies will absolutely bribe politicians at the very first opportunity if it is good for the bottom line, because they see it as a sound business decision, not a civilizational betrayal.

/1

when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare

He was very controversial so we let them dismember him with a bonesaw.

A lot of people didn’t like the Washington Post journalist who was tortured and dismembered with a bone saw for writing critically about the man sitting next to me

Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water

Do we know Greg Bovino doesn't fuck goats every weekend 10-11pm in his basement?

Breathtaking falsehood in the reporting of CNN. They sweep the well-documented claims of sixteen accusers under the carpet. Kate Bolduan is not a journalist. She is a political propagandist.

Incredible video from Reddit (too large to upload the screencap). CBP agents attempt to detain a flower vendor and end up getting chased into a vacant lot by a crowd of teenagers. What a bunch of impotent sad sacks.

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