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A sweettarts rope, gushers, and cookie dough ice cream wrapped in a fruit roll-up. Served to an 8 year old child.

This was a mistake.

scooby tuah. shaggy on that thang! 😭

Reminded me that even though it's not a good movie, the aesthetic around Gorr the God Butcher with Christian Slater was fun to see in Thor

A SKELETAN DERAMEN OF SPACE AND GOOD COMPUTER'S , "I WANT TO GO BACK TO WHEN COMPUTERS WHERE FUN " MODEM SOUND, FLASH GAMES SECRET WORLD, MP3, FREE WEB SITES, DISKS, NO COPS NO BOSSES, MOTHER FUCKER!!!! SYNTAX ERROR,, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! --- WHO EVERS MAKIN ALL THE MONEY OFF THIS SHIT NOW CAN KISS MY TINY ASS BECUASE WE USE TO HAVE SOMETHING FUN IN THE WORLD AND NOW ITS A BURDEN TO DO EVERY THING, EVEN PLAYING A GAME AINT FUN BECUASE YOU KNOW ITS GONNA BE FULL OF KIDS SAYING "TWITTER WORDS" IN A HIGH VOICE, AND IT TAKES 999 YEARS TO DOWNLOAD, AND IT TAKES 999 MORE YEAR'S TO DOWNLOAD THE UPDATE, CANT HAVE A CHILL GAME WHERE YOU JUMP ON STUFF AND EXPLORE DIFFERENT PLACES, YOU HAVE TO GAMBLE WITH LOOT BOX AND PAY MORE FOR DOWNLOAD'S , AND WHEN YOU GET IN THERE THE COMPANYS ARE JUST LOADEN IT UP WITH AI SHIT ANY WAY, BUT GUESS WHAT IM STILL KICKEN A$$, ANY ONE CAN KICK A$$ IN FAVORABLE CONDITIONS, BUT IT TAKES A REAL PEACE OF SHIT LIKE YOU AND ME TO GO OUT THERE AND KICK A$$ IN ADVERSE CONDITIONS LIKE THE YEAR 2025, SO FUCK IT, WE WILL MAKE A GOOD COMPUTER AGAIN SOME DAY, AND UNTIL THEN, SEE YA ON BLUE SKY AND PATREON "AT LEAST IT AINT MUSK OR ZUCK" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

RIP - dashare.zone ADMIN

Passed my comp exam so I'm officially a PhD candidate

THERE ALWAYS SAYEN TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR BUT I DONT KNOW ANY ONE WHO HAS "A DOCTOR" LMAO LIKE IF THEY POP THERE BACK OUT THEY MIGHT GO TO A DOCTORS OFFICE TO BEG FOR A MRI, BUT THE DOCTOR AINT SENDING THEM CARD'S AFTERWARDS LOL ,IMAGINE IF YOU GOT "CHECK UP" WHERE YOU GO IN TO THE DOCTERS IF THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU, ONE TIME I WENT TO THE DOCTERS AND THE MOTHER FUCKER OPENS UP WEB MD, LIKE I DIDENT DO THAT BEFORE I CAME IN , SO JUST SAVE US ALL SOME TIME AND LET WEB MD GIVE ME ANTIBIOTICS, IF THERS NO EFFECTIVE MEDICAL CARE FOR MOST OF THE COUNTREY THEN JUST LET ME BUY THE PILLS DIRECTLY FROM THE PILL STORE!!!!! IM TIRED OF THE LAW BINDING AND NOT PROTECTING ME!!! IF I AINT GETTING PROTECTED THEN DONT BIND MY ASS MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!! IF WERE DOIN THE POCALYPSE THEN LEGALIZA ALL DRUG'S AND GIVE ME THE RADIOACTIVE BEANS FROM FALL OUT!!!!! ILL EAT A DAMB GIANT ROACH IF IT MEANS I NO LONGER HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THE WORD "DEDUCTIBLE" AND DA TEXT SAYS "TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR , IM AMERICAN, I DONT HAVE A DOCTOR, WHEN I GET SICK OR HURT I GO TO A BUILDIGN THAT USE TO BE A PIZZA HUT, AND I PAY A GUY $176 TO CALL ME FAT " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

TALK TO "MY DOCTOR" LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

when you yell at me this is who you’re yelling at

Oh shit

September 28th, daylight.
The monsters have overtaken the city. Somehow, I'm still alive.

Jill Valentine, RE3.

Whether it's nonsense or people reposting nonsense to show that it's nonsense I can't do this shit anymore.

Print alert list*

I hope I'm still on the print list because this is wonderful

Go ducks!

I am also doing a standup routine at the Riyadh comedy festival and it's aaaaaallllll about 9/11 and doing 9/11

"turns out a tiny baby planned all of it"

As I get closer to my comp, I am leaning way more into my villain arc.

How it feels to chew 5 gum

It's been a year coming but I officially have my master's of science so that's pretty cool

text on an old flip phone says bitch u cant use noooo more of my silverware if u gone be eatin ass!! got my son cereal tastin like poop-loops!!... shit-a-mon toast crunch

I hecking love animator collabs for music videos.

Here's my section from the Everything is Fine music video !!

Memory from today. I miss her so much

Determining the convex hull of an irregular shape isn't terribly difficult conceptually but boy what a nightmare to code.

Had a meeting with my advisor and I feel way better about my comp exam in 3 weeks.

“jesus” on a telephone saying start the rapture

it’s go time

Currently emailing my advisor, "Can't come in tomorrow, The Lord is returning."

The cream rising to the top

Sneaking into the rapture to fight god

The muscle on the left side of the bridge of my nose is twitching and it's strange as hell