The animals in my house might be spoiled

Is it worth a 6 hour drive?

A fascinator could definitely work.

Can confirm

I had to make my own swag

It's a superpower, and they should fear me.

If you read this, you'll see something familiar.

The familiar part is on The Statue of Liberty.

We, the people of the united states, have broken our word. We made a promise to ourselves, to each other, and to the world.

It’s Time for Americans to Start Talking About “Soft Secession” Blue states are finally learning what red states have known all along: you don’t need federal permission to govern.

open.substack.com/pub/cmarmita...

That's an option? That would solve so many communication issues.

This is what my chest looks like. I am nothing more than a pillow for these two.

Is this implying that weirdness is a by-product of privilege? Or is this an act of eraser aimed at non-white weirdness. As there are several potential definitions for "white" in this context, are some subgroups over reported.

I think there's a paper hidden in these questions.

I'm so jealous of people who can just relax. I don't begrudge you the ability. Can you recommend something? Besides therapy. I can assure you I'm doing the work.

Would ICE quality as human traffickers?

Oh good, that means more cilantro for me. I thank you.

You went to the icky deli, didn't you. That was an error in judgment deary.

What if I just reach out to say you've got this

Or is napping your super power

I must have missed the memo. Maybe that's why I'm so confused.

You seem normal to me. This should concern you, as I am very weird.

I'm certain the administration will fully release the Epstien files after they have completely rewritten them.

Thank you for that story. It restores my lack of faith in humanity.

the same thing happens with the Grand Canyon

Want to? sure, but the best I can do is put it on my list for when I win the lottery.

This post looks like my CV.

Oh, there it is. 3 words that always turn my stomach.

The 1st Confederacy? That absolutely deserves it. Or this 2nd bullshit that they're trying to jam down our throats? That also deserves it.

I'd like to say I'm surprised, but I'd have to lie.

And who can afford that much land these days.

True, if you do this, you need to be prepared to trade and know how to preserve things.

Ain't nothing wrong with goat.