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#eurovision redeemed by Käärijä & Baby Lasagna

26. Albania 🇦🇱
The staging is good. The whole duo is interesting. The song is... Ok? Probably one of the better ones of this year but that's more a comment on the overall event

25. San Marino 🇸🇲
This is ok, it's a bit of fun at least.
I'm still not sure what the Italians have done to warrant everyone taking the piss

24. France 🇫🇷
It's probably a good song. But it's really boring

23. Sweden 🇸🇪
Sauna!
I love it

22. Denmark 🇩🇰
Oh, it's Loreen again.
It's ok but a bit formulaic

21. Portugal 🇵🇹
This is just mediocre really. It's not the worst song but I can guarantee I'll have forgotten it before it finishes

20. Malta 🇲🇹
This is another dreadful one

19. Switzerland 🇨🇭
🥱

18. Armenia 🇦🇲
There's something about this that doesn't quite work. It's almost trying too hard.
I like the treadmill but overall it's a bit meh

17. Greece 🇬🇷
Good backgrounds. Bonus points for having a rock.
Song is a bit boring though

16. Germany 🇩🇪
This is good. Really good!
Love the staging too

15. Poland 🇵🇱
Another boring one 🥱
Got a bit better as it went on but the song was dull

14. Italy 🇮🇹
Not impressed. It's an ok song but boring.

13. Finland 🇫🇮
This is insane.
Absolutely nuts.
But actually a terrible song

12. Netherlands 🇳🇱
After last year I want this to do well. It's really good.
But I don't like it, it's a bit dull.
Could do with a penguin

11. Latvia 🇱🇻
This is weird. It's ok. The visuals are good. Maybe a bit too weird

10. Iceland 🇮🇸
This is a lot of fun, the set is great and the song is pretty good too

9. Austria 🇦🇹
This is a brilliant performance, and the voice is amazing. Very good.

8. UK 🇬🇧
It's like 4 or 5 songs jammed together. And all of them are shit

7. Ukraine 🇺🇦
Well. I like the drummer's suit. But the song is dreadful

6. Spain 🇪🇸
It's ok, it's not really fun though

5. Lithuania 🇱🇹
I actually really like this song, it's just the kind of thing I'd listen to.
But... It's not really Eurovisiony
Good visuals though

4. Israel 🇮🇱
Oh yay. A ballad. 🥱

I'm guessing it won't score many pts from Italy

3. Estonia 🇪🇪
What the actual? Someone has spent 10 minutes on Duolingo and written a song.
But this is the right level of madness and the dancing and setup is amazing

Got better as it went on too, that grew on me.

2. Luxembourg 🇱🇺
Better... Still not great, but it's bearable

1. Norway 🇳🇴
Well, the costumes are good... But the song is bad and the singing is awful

Time for my yearly raft of tweet/skeets as I get drunk watching #eurovision