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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon

This lady is not your friend.

i am 2 years old. the news is talking about bill clinton getting an extramarital blowjob

i am 29 years old. the news is talking about bill clinton getting an extramarital blowjob

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.

Im on my period and I have a massive cyst (HS related) over my hip joint and I just want to unalive rn

seeing how many people show up in jeffery epstein's emails makes me happy i never reply to anyone's email

In ATL Targets, a simple half nod should count under the new friendliness initiative js

imagine hating me when im still just a weird emo kid

Pink northern lights

They showed up way down here in NorCal. Barest pink visible with the naked eye.

Seeing people talk about how it's hard to make more James Bond movies because the character died in the last one is so funny

He's not real, dog, you can just make a movie

Imagine if we applied that logic to Mario or whatever

Mario can't be an Olympic tennis player with Sonic, he's a plumber!!!

A hawk on the top of a small tree

A hawk getting ready to take flight but all you can see is his wings straight up and his fluffy pantaloon legs

The hawks were giving me the bird today while trying to get close enough to take a photo. The second photo made me laugh so hard. Look at those legs!

Girthy Canadian polar shaft penetrates deep into the US today into Monday. 🥶 The polar shaft is normally a lot longer but it’s quite cold out and shrinkage is having a big influence. - Adam Above a satellite image of a vaguely penis-and-scrotum-shaped cold air mass thrusting south from Northern Canada.

Oh, Canada. What are you doing to us?

Even if you don’t care about people who use drugs - you really should care about other people - they will still just lie that you are a person who uses drugs when they want other people not to care about you

Mood tbh

That sneaky resolution about federally banning hemp products is ridiculous. Recreational THC has been legalized in over half the country and you don’t hear about people drinking THC drinks and killing people while driving under the influence like you do with alcohol. Smdh

I feel this on a spiritual level

sometimes to read a book of poetry is to be reminded that another person is much funnier and better at expressing their pain than you are

every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet

C’mon MTG read the list out loud do ittttt

Until the end of the government shutdown, our campaign will be donating $2,500 a month to a food pantry in the Ninth District.

And to my fellow candidates, I challenge you to do the same:

Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.

This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.

Hey Dong Zhuo!

I need you all to know that my mother sent me this. 🤣 That is all.

This some white people shit smh

I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.