Traditional American politics is premised on the notion that sometimes you lose and sometimes you win and you have to deal with that.

But Trumpism is premised on the notion that any result where you don’t win is illegitimate, unlawful, fraud, criminal.

You can’t negotiate with people like that.

Weird

My family left me because I couldn't stop playing football so I'm cloning my dog so I'll never be alone level of divorced

It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.

when the kicker's shorts are real short

Kash fired the guy he thinks outed him for taking another private jet flight to see his girlfriend sing.

Obama: "The weird videos of a US president with a crown on his head flying a fighter jet & dumping poop on American citizens - that's not even worth booing about. Because all of that is a distraction from the fact that your situation, your life has not gotten better. They do it so you won't notice"

During the wedding planning:

Groom: "You can make every single decision. All I want is one thing."

His one thing:

Who rents a home and remodels it. Nobody

In his mind he’s not leaving

Cool optics bro

😂

Outside Chicago—

State police and sheriff's officers at Broadview detention center are out in riot gear.

A large Halloween demo is being prevented from doing a Jericho walk through the intersection.

Arrests of protesters ongoing. Troopers have also assaulted multiple reporters already.

Bessent is so full of shit

The regime’s Unreality Machine is going brrrr and they can’t stand when we see it for what it is.

You sense their desperation as judges reject that unreality in legal filings that have nothing to do with what’s actually going on.

Revealed: Pentagon orders states’ national guards to form ‘quick reaction forces’ for ‘crowd control’ Pentagon memo details plan to train over 20,000 national guard members across the US to carry out Trump’s order on subduing civil unrest

“In a worst-case scenario, she said, ‘the president could declare a state of emergency and say that elections are rigged and use allegations of voter fraud to seize the ballots of secure voting centers.’”

They’re training the military to crack down on the dissent and unrest that they’re causing.

That’s my son 🥹

A Republic, if you can keep it.

Ohtani joins Babe Ruth as the only players to have multiple Postseason games with 12+ total bases 👀

stathead.com/tiny/R8DDo

Blake Treinen jailbreaking his PitchCom so it can play the worst podcasts you've ever heard.

Ioffe: I don't think that what's being done to the white house, you don't do that, if you think that anybody else is going to inhabit this thing after you and if you are planning on leaving power.

Hours before this he was bragging about how he supposedly aced a cognitive exam.

Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 85th day out of the last 97.

12 days of work in over 3 months.

With full pay and benefits.

The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.

It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.

We did it. We finally found the limits of executive-power accounting.

Lofgren: Now, instead of the president weighing in, we’ve got him doing weird little dances as he lands in Asia, and he’s missing in action. The Senate is refusing to negotiate across party lines, and the House of Representatives isn’t even meeting. I mean, I’ve never seen anything like this.

Tim Walz: "People are gonna be lined up out here to get food, and we're talking about a damn ballroom. Don't lose the plot."

Corporate media is in a bad place.

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

The refs bailing out the Eagles again #Rigged

I missed this shanked Colorado punt that went into the stands, they had another punt blocked inside their 20. Just absolutely nothing going their way