"Jeff Epstein is playing fortnite and rocket league in Israel" is one of those conspiracies that I would absolutely mock someone for believing in the past but at this point I'm so exhausted so sure fuck it probably. It's clear our world is just a dumb fancy country club for like 50 people anyway
06.02.2026 17:33 — 👍 242 🔁 49 💬 5 📌 0
Holy shit that first email is so fawning too 🤢
06.02.2026 01:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Also he doesn’t know the difference between your and you’re which is possibly even worse than being a pedophile
06.02.2026 01:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
#このタグを見た人は黙って猫を貼る
05.02.2026 06:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
#このタグを見た人は黙って猫を貼る
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#このタグを見た人は黙って猫を貼る
04.02.2026 07:49 — 👍 327 🔁 51 💬 1 📌 0
Yup that was the joke
05.02.2026 00:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So? Did he
04.02.2026 22:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
posting an Epstein email, apparently
04.02.2026 15:55 — 👍 46 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Lmao cope harder losers
04.02.2026 15:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
nah Recess cooked sry
29.01.2026 05:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
expat in Japan groups on facebook are hilarious. it’s all “my japanese wife left me does anyone know an English speaking divorce attorney” with the occasional naive turboweeb post like this
28.01.2026 23:16 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Is skrillex maga? Lmao that’s hilarious
28.01.2026 22:37 — 👍 71 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
Surrender monkeys in grey saying so much for the tolerant. Left
28.01.2026 22:28 — 👍 360 🔁 22 💬 1 📌 0
i think it's neat that stephen miller was handing out licenses to kill to every federal agent a few days ago and now is like "erm, it appears some of our officers did not follow written protocol"
28.01.2026 22:02 — 👍 941 🔁 71 💬 13 📌 1
Bilbo looking at his phone top
on bottom is ChatGPT
After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?
You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.
28.01.2026 01:51 — 👍 25384 🔁 6954 💬 7 📌 155
Having one of those insufferable workdays where I become convinced the average person is walking around with static blaring in their head at all times
27.01.2026 22:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oh my god I’m so so so sorry
27.01.2026 22:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sorry, I wasn’t around there in the daytime for a while! Happy China restaurant in Durham, NC
23.01.2026 21:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
man standing meme i think people who give blowjobs deserve more respect than the marines
22.01.2026 20:47 — 👍 155 🔁 13 💬 9 📌 0
you’re trying so hard and look dumber and dumber every time
22.01.2026 20:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
it’ll certainly heat the space
22.01.2026 20:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
ideally I’ve given up my right to vote in America by 2028’s elections but if not I’m sure as fuck not voting for either of these two
22.01.2026 20:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
lmao stay mad bitch
22.01.2026 20:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
oh my god this is such a classic dumbguy response lmfao. Nah man you were just posting on the public forum where anyone can respond, in case you were unaware
22.01.2026 20:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Not looking forward to it being snubbed in favor of OBAA
22.01.2026 17:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
God I fucking hate ethnonationalism.
22.01.2026 17:46 — 👍 253 🔁 25 💬 3 📌 0
Why do you assume he has a place to go back to, and especially why do you assume he has the resources to go back there from a country that won’t allow him to work? This myopic “only my people had hardships” mindset is useless
22.01.2026 17:47 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is what they took from you
16.01.2026 04:36 — 👍 433 🔁 86 💬 9 📌 10
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