Crab Rave (Avery's Version)

*sets angsty song lyrics as away msg after my crush logged off without even getting to say ‘hey’ 🚪💥*

fuck discord. I’m going back to my yellow Nextel(tm) two-way walkie-talkie.

chirp me if you need me, bitches

the ring dog finder feature is really gonna backfire from a pr perspective when people find out it has a loose definition of what qualifies as "dog" & the app is flooded with 45 year old polyamorous married couples looking for the 19 year old pupppygirl that finally escaped from their basement

lmao go look it up you’ll see why 😂

manifesting

also the Liquid IV commercial made me holler iykyk and if not go look it up lmao

this is the most boring game ever tbh, I’ve been way more entertained by the commercials and Bad Bunny

not really no

More people learned about the diet Coke and Mentos thing today, than watched the alternative halftime show live on YouTube #superbowl #halftime

I was enjoying my american cheese & mayo on white bread sandwich, with my black coffee (no sugar/cream, I'm not some GAY). I turned on the television after fulfilling my daily hobby of watching beige paint dry, and then..

then it happened...

I heard a man sing..

in SPANISH.

pls pray for me

it’s also streaming on Apple Music if that’s an option for you

generative ai could never

@jjlewds.bsky.social I need to know if you just saw that Liquid IV commercial lmaooooo

I’m making this for a fellow stoner friend (accoutrements to come) and you bet your sweet bippy that lanyard is gonna say “Pot Mart” lmao

a light blue and green fake Labubu, its eyes whited out and teeth painted in alternating shades of green and white

the fake Labubu now has somewhat normal looking eyes thanks to decals that have been added. it has green eyes with a suspiciously pink ring around them. a pink acrylic marker lays across it

a cropped photo of OP’s bed with acrylic markers, eye decals and eyelash decals spread about

the fake Labubu now has green eyelashes and a shining gold nose in addition to all the other addons. a single white diamond gem has been placed in each pupil

oh god who let me near the art supplies oh no oh fuck

No, you don't get it. Labubus are aware of hell, and they are spiritually bound for hell, but they don't actually go there; on death, their consciousness simply ceases. Many view this as a mercy, but the labubus themselves deeply resent it.

“fuck ice” chant at AEW obviously great, we love brodie king, but it feels very retro that ppl are like “wow the right even lost the dumb wrestling hicks!!” when every wrestling fan i know is a gay anarchist who fucking hates the government lmao

"From Shinedown to Ludacris" is the new "From sea to shining sea"

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“If I have to show MY (gestures to a face that could be Santa’s dad) ID to buy smokes, you do too.”

a screenshot of the Pokémon Go profile screen

lmao PoGo let me change my name back to my original nickname lfg

the Promare nod was nice while it lasted but I lowkey missed matching every other part of my social media

Lars Ulrich of Metallica stars in truly horrifying anti-Napster skit during the 2000 MTV VMAs (2000)

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“I PROMISE you that you had a deductible last year.”

I’m so tired, Renee

doing the autismal thing where I get song lyrics stuck in my head and this time it’s Bo Burnham’s goddamn sock and iykyk [gestures broadly at the state of everything]

a screencap of the weather app stating the temperature is 9 degrees Fahrenheit, with wind gusts bringing the “Feels like” temp to -12 degrees

when I saw this my internal monologue said “may I beg your FINEST pardon?!” in the dubstep drop voice and everything

still riding the high from the sweet patient that complimented my sideburns two days ago (and suggested I watch Jane Austen movies for more inspiration lmao) 🥰💈

the Always Sunny montage at the end had us HOWLING holy shit go watch this

Some Girls Try Too Hard, by A Few Good Records 12 track album

Some Girls Try Too Hard: an all trans girl cover compilation of Blink-182's Enema Of The State
all proceeds go to TransLifeline
AVAILABLE NOW, from @afewgoodrecords.bsky.social

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the satellite that hosted the porn channels was G-4 and man was it ever so awkward that there was also a game channel called G4 😖

I was literally having my boyfriend at the time burn videos he downloaded off Napster to cdr bc I had a decent computer but no internet 😂

also this predates the PSP by a hot min lmao, I graduated HS in June 2004 *crumbles into fuckin dust*