Bevin ✨ GOMS

It’s so cuteypatoot that people still think we have midterms to fix this lol. Like my dudes, the house is redistricting and the military is guarding the White House

The United States is 🎶 over 🎶 plan accordingly

"Let me be crystal clear: crime in DC is ending and ending today."

Yay! Next stop kitties!

Josh Naylor in his first 14 games with the Mariners

280/333/520
OPS+144
.7 WAR

Extend the man!!!

#Mariners

So close, yet so far 😭

Fast deboarding sprinkles to you! ✨✨✨✨

I wish they would do projector screen Mariners games in the park, like Movies in the Park. Would be so nice to sit under a shady tree in one of our beautiful green spaces and watch the game with a bunch of strangers united in fandom.

How about instead you all compensate us for getting rich off our labor and infrastructure?

Doing good without a selfish motivation? That's commie talk!

I don’t think we’ll ever agree that you and your CEO buddies need to be paid even more money just to do basic human decency.

Yep, this is a major problem of course… but I think there’s a wide streak of especially MAGA that wouldn’t even if they could, and I think that’s not good for the soul of the nation.

I wish more Americans would travel to see how easy it is.

Goms 🚀

Venn diagram is a circle, etc…

Ichiro is in the HOF of a country that put the people of his country in concentration camps 30 years before he was born. In a country that told him he couldn't play at the MLB level because his small Asian stature couldn't match the bigger Americans. It is the most generational fuck you of all time.

Eh don’t mind me I’m just tired of seeing his dumb face. 😒

They’re understandably suspicious because washing your hands before you eat is woke.

“I want to believe” UFO poster from the X-Files but instead of a UFO it’s the Seattle Mariners compass logo

Just because of the “Who tf is Tom Brady” thing?

It’s a reach.

Not sure why he needed to be inserted in to this event with absolutely zero connection to the person, the sport, or the city (aside from cheating vs us in a Super Bowl)?

Your point is absolutely valid and a leading theory among the Left for why MAGA are like that tho 🤣

My faculties are so fragile right now on account of *gestures broadly* that this would definitely cause a psychotic break, but maybe it’ll be a fun one?

What the HELL

Probably could have housed at least a few people with the money the taxpayers fronted for his sexual assault legal fees.

Probably because Gen Z men are porn addled misogynists like their Millenial, Gen X and Boomer predecessors but literally on steroids.

You’re fucking moron, Jesus Christ.

But this entire conservative movement has banked on capitalizing off of stupid people, so you decide where you fit in all that.

*who in the admin AND their corporate affiliates? We are arguing the same thing, the difference is I believe they’re doing it with full knowledge of the grift, and you believe they believe the vaccines turn you magnetic bullshit.

And who in the current administration is that anti-vax shit benefiting financially?????

I’m not sure I’m the fucking obtuse one here.

“They were already making money” hellooo do you understand how US business works? Quarterly growth is the doctrine. What makes you think “they” were content making the amount of money they were??