T.E.D.

My old cube-mate used to refer to him as "The only man to ever enter Parliament with good intentions."

Yeah, that's kinda where I was. Not really any pressure at 4 up late.

It was so good, it got the announcers talking about going up on the catwalk to "touch the golden cock."

I can see the logic in not putting a kid under that level of pressure, lest he do long-term damage to his confidence with a miss. But then Richarlson?

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Your entire job when taking PK's is to put the ball on frame. Anything past that is bonus.

You saw the stache droop on its own, right? I could swear it has drooped.

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The redemption story for VdV...

I need to see a side-by-side of that VdV solo goal and Sonny's solo goal from 5 years back.

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Am I seeing things, or has the keeper's mustache begun to droop in disappointment?

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Now 4-0, off a 3v1. Clearly the problem with Spurs attack has been too many players on the field getting in each other's way.

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When you're playing a man down, and the squad is a bit demoralized, that is when you need your leading scorer to step up. Goal for CB Van Der Ven.

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The word "strong" must mean something different in Europe than it does here.

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Honestly, that was a weak yellow. He was trying to pull back. Ridiculous.

Was a bit mad he didn't try to 1-touch volley that skyball in, but the keeper was nearly back, and it definitely ended up being a good decision.

One for the Dread Pirate Odobert! 2-0

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Mauni is playing the long game, by taking out the keeper's water there instead of scoring. ##COYS

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We kinda already have that dude, but he's been out injured since late last season.

Udogie and Sarr on the same side of the field at the same time is new. Excited to see how this works out.
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Johnson puts one in from his "comfort spot" over on the right goal box line!

1-0
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A rare shot from Udogie there. Did about as well as you'd expect from a dude who usually avoids shooting, but perhaps he's at least established to the other team that it might happen. #COYS

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Although it's just ambient sound from the stadium for minutes at a time...

I have CBSn on my provider. It seems correct.

I literally said this out loud in the bar.

Neto complaining about getting called for the foul while he's still grasping Spence with both hands.

I was thinking "luck" for a little while, but it's been far too many matches for it to be a statistical outlier. Something is going on that's not being represented in xG and xGA

Wow.
I know Spurs have been exceeding their xG consistently all season, but hoping for a goal out of 0.01xG is a bit much.

I counted 3 errors, followed by a whiffed tackle.

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Also released yesterday: If anyone can get you up for Christmas this early, it's @taylormomsen.bsky.social of The Pretty Reckless.

youtu.be/TRgAabId8yI?...

Dr. Dennison here in particular really knows her stuff. I bet her whole family are geniuses or something...