Ben Burgad

y i k e s !

I like em turn based 😌

I learned that if you ever take two weeks off from the gym, don't eat a big slice of pizza right before you go back cuz it'll make the workout feel terrible 😕

It's Aglaea Day and my luck this time around was SILLY 🤩

I hate to say it but that new Gaga video was like... kind of terrible? the new oona-ra-gaga stuff gave me cringe shivers 😞

me when I go to work and actually have to do work 😔

Oh, yeah. I'm not very v-shaped 😶

I dunno what that means! 😳

Fuckin a', Kauai was so fun. Here's sum more shots from Donkey Beach 💪😎

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I know it's cuz he wants a haircut and my jokes, but when a straight guy tells me he's "excited to see me" i get a lil verklempt 🥺

The noble cleaner-outer, finally getting its dues 😌

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apparently that was the best photo they had of him lol

d...do they do anything?

Happy Eusexua Day for those that celebrate 😌

Hi bb! 🤗

Donkey Beach (supposed nude beach) was the best beach in Kauai because of the tree tunnel leading to it and the fact that I have a half mile of white sand to myself 💪🏼

Ke'e beach was insane 😎

Walked around the block trying to find the sign with the smallest apostrophe 😌 💧