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Dog and chicken loving NIN fan. Certified Gregghead. I won Best Hog at the hog-shit snarfing contest. PNW Lifer, USA. Former: Big Ed’s Gas Farm.

311 Followers  |  319 Following  |  1,226 Posts  |  Joined: 11.04.2023  |  1.7974

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Discord account deleted. Fuck that noise.

10.02.2026 02:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You don't fight this hard to hide nothing

10.02.2026 01:10 — 👍 2081    🔁 605    💬 26    📌 7

Cmon now guys. If any Dem says anything besides shut down until this is all gone then there's no need for federal government at all. These are concentration camps. If you're too scared to say so then you're part of the problem.

09.02.2026 18:48 — 👍 2658    🔁 885    💬 37    📌 14
National Lampoon cover with the text if you don't buy ring we'll kill the dog

National Lampoon cover with the text if you don't buy ring we'll kill the dog

That Ring ad

09.02.2026 02:12 — 👍 4178    🔁 688    💬 29    📌 26

I hope none of you are still using Ring cameras. Or for that matter, any connected device from Amazon.

09.02.2026 04:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They have business with the orcs. My business is with Isengard tonight, with rock and stone.

09.02.2026 03:58 — 👍 80    🔁 12    💬 0    📌 0
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Minneapolis video game livestream raises $250K for rent aid during ICE surge Podcasters from MinnMax and Giant Bomb, two video game media outlets, played games for eight hours during their “ICE Out” livestream.

You're Minnesota famous @grubb.wtf

www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

09.02.2026 03:50 — 👍 103    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

pretty offensive for bad bunny to bring out the group that did 9/11

09.02.2026 03:28 — 👍 204    🔁 17    💬 3    📌 0

Charlie Kirk would have loved tweeting out something insanely racist about Bad Bunny 😔

09.02.2026 01:52 — 👍 89    🔁 14    💬 1    📌 1

Hell yes. West coast, baby!

08.02.2026 23:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
An espresso machine gutted and surrounded by tools and coffee grounds.

An espresso machine gutted and surrounded by tools and coffee grounds.

I decided to fix the occasional “no coffee beans in the hopper” error on the espresso machine. I’ll have it back together and running again before morning.

That’s the current plan.

08.02.2026 08:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

God I love Columbia. Although I’ve bought so much Carhartt in recent years at thrift shops, I lean heavily toward them for fierce durability.

Dickies… meh. My experience with them is “I guess maybe for lightweight needs?”

Good brands!

07.02.2026 20:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you.

07.02.2026 19:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I fucked up my own joke. Adding The Electioning made me laugh since this is about stealing an election but SHIT! That was the EXACT plot of the first Perfect Phone Call so the entire thing fell apart.

Apologies.

07.02.2026 18:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Perfect Phone Call 2: The Electioning (2026)

07.02.2026 18:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah. I saw this last night and was absolutely pissed. I shake my head like it can’t possibly be happening. But it is. And he doesn’t give a fuck. Cannot wait until he’s dead.

06.02.2026 19:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Great stuff. How long are you over there?

06.02.2026 19:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You let this guy onto the set of Tron one time too many and now he’s asking to be in several Disney releases a year.

06.02.2026 07:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What the hell is Trent Reznor wearing onstage at the New Orleans NIN show earlier tonight?

Looks like he’s teasing a role in the next Star Wars movie taking place on a desert planet.

06.02.2026 07:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@grubb.wtf @tolkoto.com @jerf.xyz @danryckert.com @giantbomb.bsky.social

www.monsties.org magically appeared during your Direct livestream this morning.

06.02.2026 04:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is terrifying news. :/

05.02.2026 22:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wrote about some of the history of the Wyden Siren from @wyden.senate.gov and why we should take it VERY seriously when he sends a cryptic letter like he did yesterday.

05.02.2026 18:25 — 👍 436    🔁 197    💬 4    📌 4

Heh. I’ve got one of these I picked up cheap a while back. One of these days I’m going to set it up and play around with it. Such a heavy machine!

05.02.2026 16:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I finally watched the new Naked Gun. I knew I was going to love it but damn. I cannot remember a time when my wife and I have laughed out loud so much.

Best movie of the past five years? Sure. Goddamn.

And can somebody please get Weird Al a Nobel Peace Prize or something for his role?

05.02.2026 08:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I know there are many more important things happening out there at the moment, but I can confirm that the new episode of The Muppet Show is wonderful.

If you have a half hour free and want some entertainment, I highly recommend it.

I’d love to see this come back for a few episodes a year.

05.02.2026 03:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've never met someone who doesn't like the N64 who seems happy

05.02.2026 00:52 — 👍 527    🔁 60    💬 48    📌 12

After the tiny Paine Field Airport opened a bit north in Everett, we started booking only on Alaska Airlines so we could skip the horrible drive and SEA experience.

04.02.2026 21:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wow! I haven’t flown out of PDX in over a decade. This looks amazing.

SEA is a fucking nightmare every single time. Too bad this country can’t afford to do anything about infrastructure, until it’s 35 years overdue.

04.02.2026 21:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Billionaires are worse than the devil, because the devil truly believes in the evil he does.

04.02.2026 15:57 — 👍 18    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

Schumer doing us a favor here. Making it crystal clear he will not help us. We ignore or rationalize his message at our peril. He, Jeffries et al must be swept aside on the path to power. Thanks for absolutely nothing Chuck.

04.02.2026 09:00 — 👍 895    🔁 112    💬 11    📌 2

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