Audrey Heffner

This you, Trump?

I could barely stand to listen to Trump address military brass yesterday. It was triggering. He sounded like an abuser.

You can laugh if you want to. You can clap if you want to. You can leave if you want to, but you’ll lose your rank.

I’m positive every woman recognized that language.

What a bunch of BS

Don’t you need to mark this satire?

O hell no

It’s not something we have to sign up for, it’s who we are.

It’s always about them

Ya, let’s just get the inner tubes and float down that sewer.

Billion billion? That’s a lot!😂

Ikr! I’m gutted.

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

The only joke left in the USA will be our president.

Why is the right so angry? They control the entire government and they’re still miserable f*cks.

Joy Reid nailed it.

I got Beautiful Cat, showed up, got pregnant, had babies, got caught, spent 6 weeks in my guest bath, got all fixed, got released, babies adopted, doesn’t hate me and still comes by twice a day. Occasionally her husband comes, she baps him on the head if he tries to eat first. I am owned.

And Jerry of Ben and Jerry quit. Hope he takes over his mission again.

I have no words for this.

Not one thing

Absofuckinglutely.

I don’t think they’ll let you enter a place like this with a camera in the US. Who would eat chicken after they saw this? That’s why

ByronDonald’s head is so far up Trump’s ass he can see his dentures.

Not enough. I’m not going back yet.

This was February but yes.

Texas loaded busses with desperate migrants and dropped them off in Chicago like trash in the middle of winter. We welcomed them into our communities. Now Texas is sending its National Guard to terrorize them on our streets. In our neighborhoods. What the fuck.

They kinda did today, in the water outside Venezuela, they started a war on drug lords

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A diaper bag, who'd want to tote that downstairs?

wtaf.