SoupBeech

I watched this 7 times in a row. Just kept hitting play, like I haven’t consumed these 45 seconds of media an untold number of times.

Sound the alarm, it’s fuckboi Taika Waititi. In what may be the most damaging-to-me photo in existence, Taika is sitting, looking back at the camera with a smirk? But like a 1993 B-boy smirk? His hat is on backwards and he’s wearing a coat whose collar is popped up right under his construction-grade angled jawline. So sharp it can be used in a street fight. The presence of an earbud only draws our eye to the diamond stud in his ear. I remain awash.

Slüt

The funny part is how they used to argue over which person got to have the small one for the show.

He and I have that in common. 🥹🥹

He’s feeling the vibe.

That’s an excellent question. I wonder if they were doing costume photos on it?

🫂🫂🫂🫂 Love to you, friend.

Taika Waititi is directing Our Flag Means Death. He’s drawing a face on a dummy in a rowboat. He is very hot, even though half his face is covered in a mask. He’s wearing his regular clothes, but also had Ed’s dagger on his belt.

Looking at Aaron Epstein’s photos again and I’m still not over Ed’s dagger on his belt yet.

1000%

This dress always reminded me of the cake topper.

I’m sure ya girl Soup has oodles of pics in folders because I tend to comb the sm of even the day players because I’m thirsty for content at all times. 😅😅 It’s a problem.

The Bonnet family. Father, Mother, and Stede from the carriage ride scene when Stede meets Mary.

Behind the scenes of the wedding of Stede and Mary. Ros Gentle, Claudia O’Doherty, and Rhysie Darby.

Well dang, bros. I didn’t know nobody had seen the pic before. Ros Gentle plays Stede’s mom on the show and the pic was posted to her IMDb. Maybe this other one might be new to you as well then?

He got his love of purple from her, though.

Maybe not necessarily unkind, but more distant. He would become the heir to the money, leaving her a dowager, and that had to sting for someone not expecting it. In the meantime, he made for a pretty doll to dress up in all kinds of fancy clothes for parties. Then he could be sent to another wing.

She did buy him a grave that one time.

But no, I think Stede was a surprise baby. I figure she entered into an advantageous marriage w/ an asshole, but this later-in-life baby came along. He was left to be cared for by a governess who taught him about caring for everyone, no matter their station.

It’s so common I cannot even exaggerate it.

Making my way through an old playlist of JoJo interviews from a single day, I just hit #3. Hate it here.

Interviewers, PLEASE.
Stop saying "May-or-ee". I swear. Embarrass the fuck outta me and I'm not even in the room. If you can google facts, you can press that tiny little button that looks like a speaker and hear the word. Two seconds.
Mickey mouse bullshit.

I knowwwww [shiver]

Obviously

"I appreciated just being told what to do."
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#TaikaTuesday

ME TOOOOOO x1000

Seriously, though, this goes for all you. If you're a person who is bi- or multi-lingual? I need you to understand how attractive that is. What a hot, gorgeous brain you have.

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KNOCK KNOCK
Who's there?
COMPETENCE KINK
#TaikaTuesday

When I tell you this is me with every person I love. And not metaphorically; I have gnawed on my children.

Happy Holidays, Taikapaths. #TaikaTuesday

You're defending your favorite vampire’s face card, which photo are you using?

The Gaylord Opryland Hotel.

And i won’t be elaborating any further. 😂😂🤣

The obscene vocal utterances from the individual behind my phone screen are likely to be banned by every decent society this side of the solar system.

Verbose, but extraordinarily descriptive.