Buccaneers, perhaps
13.10.2025 03:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@soupbeech.bsky.social
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Buccaneers, perhaps
13.10.2025 03:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Itβs the same thing for me as when I really LOVE something and feel like Iβm walking on air and then walk into a barrage of opinions about how much something βsucksβ. π
Like a pin to a balloon.
Donβt get me wrong, I love experiencing things in fandom, but sometimes the pre-conceived ideas about what to expect or differing opinions adding to a maelstrom of feelings before it even happens makes it harder for me to enjoy something. Just because I have the shadow of that kind of obscuring it.
12.10.2025 16:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I didnβt either! But I am honestly so susceptible to being swayed by what βthe groupβ (whatever group it may be at the time) feels is best to think, Iβm actually glad I got to feel my real, raw feelings without prior seeds of expectation. π
12.10.2025 16:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh I think we were all fooled in the beginning.
11.10.2025 03:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hilarious to me that this is coming from a geezer dressed like Run-DMC Richard Petty. Pick a lane you rancid ass raisin, before you start commenting on personal expression. What a turd.
11.10.2025 03:10 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I cannot express how beautiful this person is. Like I legitimately donβt have enough words, and BROTHER???? I HAVE A LOT OF WORDS.
10.10.2025 23:06 β π 35 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Yeahhhh itβs not the best feeling is it?
10.10.2025 18:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0EXACTLY THIS
10.10.2025 17:55 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cut to me, with a shock collar and an invisible fence. Barking.
10.10.2025 17:30 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Likeβ¦ Iβm just supposed to abide this in silence??? With grace??? What, am I made of cold steel?????
10.10.2025 17:29 β π 35 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0He would tell you it smells fantastic, and probably have no less than two examples of things in particular
10.10.2025 17:24 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I DO TOOOO
10.10.2025 17:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Quick Question:
Can I please just bury my face in the top of this fluffy hair as though Iβm sniffing a bouquet of flowers?
Thanks in advance
Bernie Sanders-style meme. Bernieβs face has been replaced with the OPβs avatar photo of the Revengeβs Season 2 cat flag. Text below reads: I am once again reminding you that Lucius Spriggs was a main hero in OFMD.
Dropping in for the routine reminder that Lucius saved the day SEVERAL times for literally everyone in the show. π
10.10.2025 17:19 β π 48 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0Photoshopped image of a screencap from Our Flag Means Death. Stede is standing on the rocks after throwing a message in a bottle into the sea with a slight smile on his face. To his right, a transparent image of Ed glancing toward Stede is visible like a ghost. In the bottom right corner, text reads: Never Left
10.10.2025 10:15 β π 27 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Just read about France being so pissy about Matelotage that they shipped women to worldwide ports to break it up. But it backfired and just resulted in threesomes instead.
So if youβll excuse me, Iβm going to go to sleep immediately to put this to dream use if possible.
βBut Soup, you just need to stick with it! You can do it! Nobody starts with perfection! It takes years to get there, but itβs possible.β
Let me stop you right there.
Have we met? Have you heard of ADHD? Or RSD? Or Geminis?
Legitimately, the amount of abandoned βhobbiesβ and βskillsβ I have at my disposal is impressive, even if the actual talent regarding any of those hobbies is negligible. I didnβt even mention the piano, the guitar, the violin, or - wait for it - clogging and tap.
10.10.2025 08:56 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I can speak to a 3-year-old in 5 languages, paint a little, write a little, weld a little, crochet a little, quilt a bit, sew a dress if it doesnβt have to be looked at too closely, bake a bit, floral design well enough for the 90βs, mediocre woodworking, develop my own film, screen printing sort of
10.10.2025 08:52 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βI have been doing [x thing] for 6+ months and Iβm never going to be good at it; I think itβs time to give up now.β
See, ππΌthis is why I can half-ass a hundred different things, yet can whole-ass nothing.
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10.10.2025 07:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It appears to be the only time my brain works anyway.
10.10.2025 06:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yep, thatβs right. Iβm sitting up at 2:30 in the morning thinking about all the lives Iβve lived. π Youβre welcome.
10.10.2025 06:23 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0As many reasons as I have for feeling ππΌ about my age, being old enough to have gone - in costume - to a local niche theater for midnight showings of Rocky Horror is pretty rad.
10.10.2025 06:22 β π 18 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0He could finally get a gang together permanently
10.10.2025 03:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This specific chest hair shot gives me enough jet fuel to hover 3 feet off the ground for an extended period of time
10.10.2025 03:22 β π 28 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0[sound of breath whooshing from an overwhelmed human frame] Okay. This is a screenshot from an Instagram video where a Christmas cocktail is being created. We see a bottle of cranberry juice being turned upside down into a giant glass vase. On the side of that vase, Taika Waititi has entered into frame and is pressing his tongue against the rim β¦ hold on β¦ just give me a second β¦ against the rim of the glass. His eyes are focused down on the spoutβ¦ hnnng.
Let it be known that I had this just open on the screen for an indeterminate amount of time before I gathered the wherewithal to type anything.
I bet this is exactl
Oh they most certainly are, and they provide me with what I need. π
09.10.2025 01:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Friends - Iβve watched through TWICE in three days while doing chores, etc. and I can safely say:
I still love this show dearly.
I laughed hard and gasped hard and swooned hard even as I was mouthing the words line-for-line.
What excellent art we got to see exist in its own time. π₯Ήπ₯Ήπ₯Ή