SoupBeech

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Black and white photo of Taika looking at himself in a nearby mirror. He’s wearing sunglasses.

Mirror, mirror, on the wall.
Who’s the prettiest, goofiest, most charismatic, chill, and fun boy of them all?

You know the one

(Meanwhile, THIS 👆guy with Rhys’ character from the Jaquie Brown Show)

*slaps his hot, annoying face*
Cut it out.

[do not, under any circumstances, cut it out]

We've reached the point of the evening where I'm binge-listening my podcast playlist to hear this guy and I'm finally at this bit.

Dunno what it is, but this laugh gives me the good kind of goosebumps.

They are!!!! I got some samples of Ubrelvy and then when I went to actually check the price I just about passed out. lol

"I've had it done to me dozens of times."

I'll bet. 🫦

Ohhhh yeah same. I remember when my triptan first came out in the early 2000s. It was 45 dollars per pill and I’d buy them one at a time when they got unbearable. 😢 They finally hit generic 15 years later.

Bob has been such a wonderful catalyst for a lot of people. 🥹🥹🥹

And while I’m on the first layer, I should mention that meditating on certain tendons in photographs over the course of several years often results in not really needing a reference during the first pass. 😅😅

Being weird about stuff has more frequent benefits than advertised.

Painting ears is hard for no reason, but luckily the face I’m working on is one I’d be happy to stare at endlessly. 😉

🫦🫦🫦🫦

The business has a CLOSED sign on the door and someone spray painted curse words on the windows.

I can confidently say some parts are now shorter than they were before! But that’s about it. 😂

Sometimes you just have to take a pair of shears and chop away at random bits of your hair for a little bit.

Does that look even? WHO KNOWS!!

What does it look like in the back??
NOT MY BUSINESS!!!

Was it a nice craft project that distracted from the Horrors?
FOR A GOOD 16 & A HALF MINUTES!!!

I’ve seen a past bicycle match, and I feel you are completely correct. 😂😂

I’m watching Dark Horse again and I swear something has happened to my brain that makes me see James Rolleston as my very own child.

I have a ridiculous amount of fondness for him. And I see his baby face no matter how old he gets in these films. 🥹

He contains multitudes.

Alexa, play “Vogue” by Madonna.

Taika Waititi and Rita Ora at a Vogue fashion event in Australia. Taika is wearing a black tuxedo which ties across the front, robe-style. The shoulder is dusted with diamond accents and he’s wearing a diamond brooch. Rita is wearing a draped-silk couture gown. Short with a long silk train.

The evolution is complete.
The kimono tuxedo.
Taika Fashion Final Boss.

Taika is on a Green Bike riding with one hand and a bag in his other hand. He’s smirking at the camera under his helmet and sunglasses.

I do not intend to stop laughing at this, in case you were wondering.

(Yes, I’m sharing a Paparazzi photo, but LOOK AT IT, come on.)

It is.

Same with me, only I had fake Timberlands. 😂😂 I finally got a pair of the ones I had always wanted… two years ago.

And you know what? They are SOOOO uncomfortable. My 20 dollar ones were so much easier to wear.

Oh, and just in case you thought he was joking, I found somebody selling a pair of lows. 😂😂

It is. 🥹

Taika's "Ballin' on a Budget" story about having fake Docs.
From today's Vogue Australia event.

I — LOVED — Jem.
Then I realized I was an adult and could do whatever I wanted.

SoupBeech in a Jem cosplay for a karaoke night. Pink wig, pink dress, and MOST IMPORTANTLY, Jerrica’s magical star earrings that actually light up and say “SHOWTIME, SYNERGY!!”

SoupBeech embarrassingly tits-out in a bathing suit with curly hair. Looking very much 40 before actually turning 40. That’s what the sunshine will get ya.

Black and white Selfie. Not much to explain, just a middle aged woman with Snapchat filter enhanced features. 😂

I don’t take many selfies these days, so these are a couple years old. But enjoy me as Jem ⭐️, me as a person who got to go to the beach, and me as a person who was contemplating a nose ring. ✌🏼

Taika’s back in his furry coat at Sundance. He’s posing with someone for a selfie. We can see, over his popped collar, the beautiful curls at the back of his head and neck.

Just gorgeous hair. Full stop.

Please understand that I have a folder of upwards of 600 images that fit this bill, and yet there are some so foul I rarely use them. All of them are not only WORSE than these, but also they completely apply to this photograph.